Other Craptions

Hoo-Jing-Cho watched in amusement as the jolly parade passed him by. He didn't need a mask to appear happy. Not today. Not with a dead prostitute in his fridge.

At dawn, the Sunny Delight army stormed Kool-Aid Man's fortress of solitude.

Alas, the sun god Ra would again be disappointed by another batch of followers.

Unfortunately, camouflage is not an effective countermeasure to global warming.

The protest of nighttime went well for about 12 hours.

paper plates: 50 cents each plastic cups: 2 dollars a bag. Having the same halloween costume as everyone else: worthless

With one fell swoop, all hope was lost. The Happiness Virus had invaded. Its reign of terror had begun.

Despite their vastly superior technology, the aliens had a really crappy plan to convince us that they came in peace. To the horror of millions, it worked anyway.

To the shock and awe of millions, the stars began to fall to earth. There was universal disappointment as people realised they weren't that up close, they weren't that impressive....

This is an increasingly popular and more practical option for the modern Iraqi woman who is ready to shed the burqa, but not ready to abandon the headcovering tradition altogether.

This is the kind of education we do not need. No, children, the sun will not hug you, it is a nuclear reactor that will burn you to death. Its life.

And I thought Japanese porno couldn't get any weirder.

Incidentally, the face-huggers in Aliens 5 will be a little less intimidating.

Just don't ask them what's in the cups.

"Shiny, happy people holding haaa..." "I'm sorry, I can't do this. It's just fucking retarded."

"I am the happiest sunshine!" "No, I am!" "Bitch, don't make me pull you dollar store weave" "Oh no she dint... I will cut you."

Rather than making a huge ball of fusion, the Cal Tech Science Department went for the plastic cup and paper plate approach.

How environmentalists convince you to join their cause.

I hate it when bitches wear too much makeup.

When the girls first heard that their ugly faces would be taken care of with plastic, this is not what they had in mind.

This invention has caused a revolution in the game of Beer Pong.

Zieg-Smile!

its always the fat one that waves.

The National Association of Butterfaces stage a parade

Mass suicide finally made fun.

No one was ready for the revolution...they all looked so happy.

Too many cups, not enough girls.

hello, can i haz some brains?

2 girls 11 cups

Every year, Tammy Faye Bakker's hometown holds a lookalike comtest. This year it came down to the wire.

And that's when the midgets attacked...

Children with Downsymdrome really do look the same!

"You will jog for the master race And always wear the happy face. California, Über Alles"...

The Yokahama Glee Club was going all out for their rendition of "You are my Sunshine"

A less popular subset of the Cosplay community, girls of Sunshine Happy Brigade don their Bukkake masks and parade through downtown Tokyo.

The villagers laughed, unaware at the suffering the victims of the Sunflower Parasite...

After erroniously recieving an invitation, the Tokyo Special Ed University marches off to meet Cal Poly in the solar energy engineering competition.

These new visitors to our planet pee pure sucrose

They found it hard to be happy again after their rape incident, this was the only way they can go on living!

The sun isn't orange guys... NOW! we look like idiots

The studio's cut of "Brazil" was much sunnier than Terry Gilliam's version.

The Sesame Street gang had always had some trouble with street cred.

The KKK on Father and Sun Day! www.NeilsNotes.com

The modern day version of worshiping the Aztec sun-god doesn't have quite the same "zing" as the human sacrifice of yore.

Although it was a change of colour from the traditional Teal, The Dolphins new Uniforms suited their season better.

The new, friendlier face of the KKK.

the NRA had some... interesting new propaganda campaigns.

the original costumes for the KKK didn't really take off in test markets

The parade went well until they passed through the Harisori Archers Club`s training grounds.