Other Craptions

Thankfully, the ill-conceived "Pimp My Barge" was cancelled after only one episode.

When you touch a boat your touching every girl that boat's been with

As the lesbians built their ark, they failed to spot the problem the two-by-two rule would cause when they were the only survivors of the human race...

We would have been doomed, but Marcy discovered that a little zebra hide can go a long way when it comes to making a sail.

One of these things is a giant, barnacle covered, crab filled mess that washed up on shore. The other two are a boat and a chick wearing a blue top.

"No one is ever going to believe we killed this thing." "Shut up and keep smiling! We're going to be famous."

Holey Ship!

Miraculously, the ancient Noah's Ark was discovered by two west-coast suburbanites after it washed itself onto shore for no goddamn reason.

Every time the pushed it back in the poor thing would beach itself again. Eventually they left it to fate.

Stupid EBAY! They're getting negative feedback.

As expected, Pirates 4 really, really sucked

The boat smiled. He may be rusty. He may be old. But he still be nailin' the fly bitches ALL NIGHT LONG.

Mentally challenged lesbians Sarah and Jill were always looking for that "little man in the boat" they'd kept hearing about.

"James Cameron always leaves his shit out everywhere."

"We've been glued to this boat for 3 fucking days. My shoes are filled with blood. Please god, someone help us!"

With smiles on their faces, Bill and Veronica waited gleefully for the tide to come in so that they could return home aboard their sturdy vessel.

Taking rusty for a walk

"Jesus," thought the dock worker, "They just rented that an hour ago. (sigh) Women drivers."

The abandoned '94 jeep cherokee was always jealous of his counterparts way with the ladies.

The Griswold Family Sea Excavation turned out to be the least successful vacation film to date...

NO!NO!!NO!!! i am not buying the S.S. Minnow

As members of the Feminist Movement, we've decided to call our recent discovery "Moby Clit". In your face, Melville, you chauvinistic pig!

And thus Noah said: Fuck you too God. Fuck. You.

Actually no, I'm not trying to say I like big dick...I was simply admiring the graffiti of the "large bird" on the wall behind you, so please take back the "I'm a fat ghetto slut" comment!

Meanwhile the cuban refugees sneak out the back and pile into the jeep.

I wonder if somewhere there's a pirate posing by a fur-trader's cabin?

Sadly, by the time Ginger and Mary Ann had realized everyone else on the island was useless and butchered them in their sleep, NOBODY wanted to watch them get it on anymore.

Sorry, ladies, you'll have to build a church at least 3 nautical miles off the coast of California in order to pronounce yourselves wife and wife.

Locals install checkered sign to warn beachwalkers of oncoming obstruction.

It's amazing what you can buy with $5... ... I'm talking about the boat!

The "Pirates of Haiti" production was much less well received than the popular Disney counterpart.

Give women something to drive and this is what you get.

Guess which one is full of seamen. Get it? Seamen - Semen. Work with me, people!!!

Two girls, one ship. Lucky ship.

The kidnappers may have sent a proof of life picture, but using a shipwreck to date it prooved difficult.

our picture from the "once crazy summer" movie relics museum

Woa, hey, what the fuck! Bob -- what's with the ictator-day eing-bay ere-hay?

WOW...a tampon really does soak up a lot of moisture!

Soon after this picture was taken, it's ghost pirate crew destroyed the two women and the photographer. They were never seen alive again.

Poor Geena Davis; "Cutthroat Island II" is gonna suck even more than the original.

Oprah's forces celebrate their latest kill.

Poor boat. It's married to TWO boat anchors! www.NeilsNotes.com

Still better than using the back door...

There's gotta be an idea for a new reality show in here somewhere...

Wait'll you see the guys posing by the pink Humvee!

The parade went well until they passed through the Harisori Archers Club`s training grounds.

The winner of the "Last One Touching the Rusty Piece of Shit Contest" not only gets to keep it, but gets an added bonus: TETANUS!

The house boat wasn't exactly as it was described on the Ebay - but the girls were pleased never the less.

What do you mean there are no tourist spots in Kansas?