gatorboymike
Thankfully, the ill-conceived "Pimp My Barge" was cancelled after only one episode.
NeoRudeboy
As the lesbians built their ark, they failed to spot the problem the two-by-two rule would cause when they were the only survivors of the human race...
chicagojosh
We would have been doomed, but Marcy discovered that a little zebra hide can go a long way when it comes to making a sail.
Goldfish
One of these things is a giant, barnacle covered, crab filled mess that washed up on shore. The other two are a boat and a chick wearing a blue top.
bubsfoster
"No one is ever going to believe we killed this thing." "Shut up and keep smiling! We're going to be famous."
AbombNation
Miraculously, the ancient Noah's Ark was discovered by two west-coast suburbanites after it washed itself onto shore for no goddamn reason.
Dukentre
Every time the pushed it back in the poor thing would beach itself again. Eventually they left it to fate.
jpfohl
Mentally challenged lesbians Sarah and Jill were always looking for that "little man in the boat" they'd kept hearing about.
codespyder
The boat smiled. He may be rusty. He may be old. But he still be nailin' the fly bitches ALL NIGHT LONG.
theHill16
"We've been glued to this boat for 3 fucking days. My shoes are filled with blood. Please god, someone help us!"
joshpit
With smiles on their faces, Bill and Veronica waited gleefully for the tide to come in so that they could return home aboard their sturdy vessel.
MenDAKE
As members of the Feminist Movement, we've decided to call our recent discovery "Moby Clit". In your face, Melville, you chauvinistic pig!
nuro
The abandoned '94 jeep cherokee was always jealous of his counterparts way with the ladies.
Stretch
"Jesus," thought the dock worker, "They just rented that an hour ago. (sigh) Women drivers."
Katnasty
The Griswold Family Sea Excavation turned out to be the least successful vacation film to date...
MenDAKE
Sorry, ladies, you'll have to build a church at least 3 nautical miles off the coast of California in order to pronounce yourselves wife and wife.
Worzel
The kidnappers may have sent a proof of life picture, but using a shipwreck to date it prooved difficult.
DoctorX
Sadly, by the time Ginger and Mary Ann had realized everyone else on the island was useless and butchered them in their sleep, NOBODY wanted to watch them get it on anymore.
TheClaw
Actually no, I'm not trying to say I like big dick...I was simply admiring the graffiti of the "large bird" on the wall behind you, so please take back the "I'm a fat ghetto slut" comment!
harveystewart
Locals install checkered sign to warn beachwalkers of oncoming obstruction.
synnob
The "Pirates of Haiti" production was much less well received than the popular Disney counterpart.
mrgopherguts
Guess which one is full of seamen. Get it? Seamen - Semen. Work with me, people!!!
ChrisJoeHagel
"Now that our entire family is dead and their bodies are stuffed in this boat we can finally go on living."
lady_gwenefar
As Mary and Hannah posed with their catch, they gleefully envisioned the faces of the local fishermen whose meager daily catch couldn't compare.
Vankook
Soon after this picture was taken, it's ghost pirate crew destroyed the two women and the photographer. They were never seen alive again.
kingstratego
Britney and her friend spent carefree days at the beach, unsuspecting that her husband, the US singer / songwriter Kevin Federline had already started the legal process to seek sole custody of Britney's marine vessel, too, after already haven taken h
manny
While Jenny and Penny were happy to have found the Ark, they were dismayed to find that Noah was long dead.
DoctorX
Sure it's song is all sad, but the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald gets pity-tail like you wouldn't believe!
cateraction
When Tim used the phrase "Whatever floats your boat," this is what he was thinking of.
pizzamogul
Karen's husband tried to control his rage... this was the second of his fishing boats they had done this to.
abend954
It would appear that the often maligned "women drivers" can be extended to sailing as well.
Mr.Birchfield
"Thats right ladies I am posting this picture of you two touching the ruins of the Titanic on myspace" (Man, blind chicks are easy!)
kingsteve14
Members of the "new" Polish Navy pose with a replica of an "old" Polish Navy boat. The holes in the side were for shooting out of.
Weisolas
At least the fishing boat their husbands spent their last months paycheck on floated... and had an engine... and wasn't waiting to give unsuspecting children tetanus.
Stretch
The winner of the "Last One Touching the Rusty Piece of Shit Contest" not only gets to keep it, but gets an added bonus: TETANUS!
vasrchr
After being told that putting their hands on the "old boat" would do magical things, Jill and Heather waited for the seamen to appear.
Drumfetish
Margret didn't realize it, but in a parallel universe, her other self chose to where khakis that day.
liveinlove
"and here's a picture of us with noah's arc" "wow, uhh..thats not noah's arc actually" "ahh fuck.. really? i paid some guy 100 bucks to see that damn thing"
liveinlove
"and here we are with Noah's arc!" "wow, uhh..that isnt noah's arc actually" "ahh fuck..really? i paid some guy 100 bucks to see that damn thing"
8LeggedFreak
Inspired by Pirates of the Caribbean: these girl's crabs must now drive this ship back into the sea.
8LeggedFreak
Inspired by the latest Pirates of the Caribbean film; these girls crabs must now drive this vessel back into the ocean.
DDT
The parade went well until they passed through the Harisori Archers Club`s training grounds.
leosfrank82
Even after "Gilligans Island" was cancelled, the SS Minnow managed to bang to girls a night.
Marcos
It took many long hours of searching, but Ed and Larry finally found Furry willing to join them in a Ménage à Trois.
joeb
a pair of saucy wenches finds the very ship that they both their virginity on in a previous incarnation ...
salmonofhate
The house boat wasn't exactly as it was described on the Ebay - but the girls were pleased never the less.
smoo
Disney's newest 'Pirates of the Carribbean: At world's end' ride was somewhat disappointing.
Ranger
They'll probably bitch until their husbands buy it for them. Then proceed to fuck up their hubbies entire summer making them strip and paint the God Damn thing while the 'ladies' sit around on their unslim fucking asses bitching! Bitches...can't liv
brianbake
The "Tetanus Tanker" of the south Jersey shore is second only to the largest ball of twine in tourist draw.
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