Craptions Classics December 12, 2007

"And tha trick was all steppin ta me, and I was like 'I know this trick ain't jus did that,' so I bust out my nine, and blasted on that foo." "Damn, Leslie-Ann, you one crazy bitch."

dogico

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You must be at least this ugly to sit here

drunknasasin

Sorry I'm late. You just can't leave the directions at "the wall with the giant cock on it" when you live in San Francisco.

keeks137

...and then you just take it off the grill and... oh shit. There's one right behind me isn't there?

Matt

Big Bird is whatching you!

peepshowmopguy

Unfortunately Juliet and Romiete’s lesbian love could never be because one was a member of the Chicken head gang and the other was a Gassa.

idiotnationlive

After her divorce, Karen began dating women in hopes of finding someone who was emotionally available. Yet, she sometimes found her self dreaming about a giant cock.

Drumfetish

When you're a Cock You're a Cock all the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day

planB

Sadly, Cluckthulhu's only followers were old ladies.

daggity

That creeping mural is the hottest chick of the three.

swiss

they are just trying to reaffirm their lesbian agenda "COCKS ARE EVIL!"

Kaboom

Don't move, it's vision is based on movement. Ignore it, and it will go away.

Worzel

This is the closest to a cock these two rug munchers will ever get.

Anos

Madeleine's menopause hovered over her everyday interactions like a gigantic, graffiti-demon,chicken of death.

Vankook

You can usually tell when graffiti is done by a preschooler. Elmo has always been popular, but we've been seeing a lot of "big bird's" pop up lately.

Poom
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