Other Craptions

You must be at least this ugly to sit here

Sorry I'm late. You just can't leave the directions at "the wall with the giant cock on it" when you live in San Francisco.

...and then you just take it off the grill and... oh shit. There's one right behind me isn't there?

Big Bird is whatching you!

Unfortunately Juliet and Romiete’s lesbian love could never be because one was a member of the Chicken head gang and the other was a Gassa.

After her divorce, Karen began dating women in hopes of finding someone who was emotionally available. Yet, she sometimes found her self dreaming about a giant cock.

When you're a Cock You're a Cock all the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day

Sadly, Cluckthulhu's only followers were old ladies.

That creeping mural is the hottest chick of the three.

they are just trying to reaffirm their lesbian agenda "COCKS ARE EVIL!"

Don't move, it's vision is based on movement. Ignore it, and it will go away.

This is the closest to a cock these two rug munchers will ever get.

Madeleine's menopause hovered over her everyday interactions like a gigantic, graffiti-demon,chicken of death.

You can usually tell when graffiti is done by a preschooler. Elmo has always been popular, but we've been seeing a lot of "big bird's" pop up lately.

Big bird was pissed off, he could never get the right kind of bag to look cool with the other mums outside school.

"C'mon Barb! You can't expect those 3-D glasses to work on everything..."

Watch out, it's a bird!

"I spent like half an hour shading his upper beak."

o rly?

I always make a huge chicken graffiti before i sit down.How about you?

The tiny people finally found a quiet corner in the chicken coop. Their sanctuary was not to last, however.

No, no, we can totally leave our stuff here. It's fine.

Either that womans head looks a lot like Peter Griffin's or I'm about to be involved in a brutal fight.

Every day you go outside and giant yellow birds with electricity coming out of their heads DON'T eat you, you can thank Chuck Norris for killing them all.

Rongo the chicken God was not pleased with the chicks that were offered to him.

Sam the Eagle has always been a voyeur....

Julie looked at Clarissa's alter-ego on the wall behind her. Clarissa looked for Julies, but Julie had eaten it.

Little did they suspect that the Dreadhawk was utilizing its skills of camouflage within pecking range of tonight’s dinner…

The B-Birds have gone too far, Sonia. Defacing Snuffy turf will only bring a gang war to Sesame.

"My 6 year old did this after watching Sesame Street while getting his daily dose of Meth."

Tweety Bird changed rather drastically when he started taking steroids

Blair and Edna continued talking, unaware that Rachel had become the first victim of ChickenShit. She would not be the last.

Woman on Left: That bird is totally checking you out. Woman on Right: No way! Does he look interested? Oh, God! Why didn't I put on any makeup this morning?!

"Excuse me, is there a giant demon-bird still following behind me?" "Does it look like graffiti?" "Yes." "Then yes." "Shit."

"Marge, dont bother turning around. That sumbitch chicken is back" "Get the fuck out...Really?"

"Well, it's partially a tortured expression of my inner lesbian angst against the injustices of the world, but mostly, it's grumpy bird."

Yes Grandpa, just give me five minutes.

Reserved for old birds.

qas

out of all the places in the city, you chose to take me to the upper west side.

o/\ Then the bird at the back said "Everyone attack" and it turned into a Lesbian Blitz! o/\

During the recession of the Bush era, many of America's neighborhoods have taken a turn for the worse. Crime rates have risen rapidly. This grim scene from the iconic Sesame Street neighborhood shows two out-of-work kindergarten teachers forced to

no shit, so this is the place where the cock cocks clan hang out?

You know what I hate Mary, big yellow spray painted birds....oh god, there's one right behind me isn't there?

The Fighting Chicken from Family Guy was having a hard time finding a more intimidating group of followers.

Sniff...sniff...hmmmm...gross. One of these lesbo's is straddling the gauze! www.NeilsNotes.com

The women hadn't yet realized that they were in 2nd grade territory, but the spit ball shooters were already trained on their temples.

take me to your leader!

There's a big graffiti of a yellow bird behind me, right?