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    Avatar drunknasasin

    You must be at least this ugly to sit here

  • 40 Crack Ups
    Avatar keeks137

    Sorry I'm late. You just can't leave the directions at "the wall with the giant cock on it" when you live in San Francisco.

  • 33 Crack Ups
    Avatar Matt

    ...and then you just take it off the grill and... oh shit. There's one right behind me isn't there?

  • 25 Crack Ups
    Avatar peepshowmopguy

    Big Bird is whatching you!

  • 15 Crack Ups
    Avatar idiotnationlive

    Unfortunately Juliet and Romiete’s lesbian love could never be because one was a member of the Chicken head gang and the other was a Gassa.

  • 14 Crack Ups
    Avatar Drumfetish

    After her divorce, Karen began dating women in hopes of finding someone who was emotionally available. Yet, she sometimes found her self dreaming about a giant cock.

  • 10 Crack Ups
    Avatar planB

    When you're a Cock You're a Cock all the way From your first cigarette To your last dyin' day

  • 10 Crack Ups
    Avatar swiss

    That creeping mural is the hottest chick of the three.

  • 10 Crack Ups
    Avatar daggity

    Sadly, Cluckthulhu's only followers were old ladies.

  • 7 Crack Ups
    Avatar Kaboom

    they are just trying to reaffirm their lesbian agenda "COCKS ARE EVIL!"

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar Worzel

    Don't move, it's vision is based on movement. Ignore it, and it will go away.

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar Vankook

    Madeleine's menopause hovered over her everyday interactions like a gigantic, graffiti-demon,chicken of death.

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    Avatar Anos

    This is the closest to a cock these two rug munchers will ever get.

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar papaskrobe

    Watch out, it's a bird!

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar Poom

    You can usually tell when graffiti is done by a preschooler. Elmo has always been popular, but we've been seeing a lot of "big bird's" pop up lately.

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar egerrish

    "I spent like half an hour shading his upper beak."

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar DIB13

    "C'mon Barb! You can't expect those 3-D glasses to work on everything..."

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar MoonMilk

    Big bird was pissed off, he could never get the right kind of bag to look cool with the other mums outside school.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar Srx

    I always make a huge chicken graffiti before i sit down.How about you?

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar acrossthesea

    o rly?

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar sunrise98

    Either that womans head looks a lot like Peter Griffin's or I'm about to be involved in a brutal fight.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar egerrish

    Every day you go outside and giant yellow birds with electricity coming out of their heads DON'T eat you, you can thank Chuck Norris for killing them all.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar Asok_Green

    The B-Birds have gone too far, Sonia. Defacing Snuffy turf will only bring a gang war to Sesame.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar omgtehlindsay

    No, no, we can totally leave our stuff here. It's fine.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar pdgaert8928

    Tweety Bird changed rather drastically when he started taking steroids

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar batmannequin

    "Marge, dont bother turning around. That sumbitch chicken is back" "Get the fuck out...Really?"

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar grand_cha-hi

    Sam the Eagle has always been a voyeur....

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar SamuraiBassist

    Little did they suspect that the Dreadhawk was utilizing its skills of camouflage within pecking range of tonight’s dinner…

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    Avatar Technohawk

    Blair and Edna continued talking, unaware that Rachel had become the first victim of ChickenShit. She would not be the last.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar Srx

    Rongo the chicken God was not pleased with the chicks that were offered to him.

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    Avatar cigjonser

    "Excuse me, is there a giant demon-bird still following behind me?" "Does it look like graffiti?" "Yes." "Then yes." "Shit."

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar MyersGuy

    The tiny people finally found a quiet corner in the chicken coop. Their sanctuary was not to last, however.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar lady_gwenefar

    Woman on Left: That bird is totally checking you out. Woman on Right: No way! Does he look interested? Oh, God! Why didn't I put on any makeup this morning?!

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar Goose

    Julie looked at Clarissa's alter-ego on the wall behind her. Clarissa looked for Julies, but Julie had eaten it.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar codespyder

    "Well, it's partially a tortured expression of my inner lesbian angst against the injustices of the world, but mostly, it's grumpy bird."

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    Avatar mod_cupcake

    "My 6 year old did this after watching Sesame Street while getting his daily dose of Meth."

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    Avatar pizzamogul

    "What's with kids these days?" Martha went on to explain to Sharon how she didn't see any humor in the school's choice of a 'gamecock' as it's mascot... "none whatsoever!"

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    Avatar pillowpants

    He stared, full of hate, at the two feeble humans before him. "As soon as I reverse the spell binding me to this wall, I am going to peck those lesbian witches straight to death."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar IrishTerror

    BIG BIRD IS WATCHING YOU.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Katnasty

    J. J. Abrams decided to counter his viral marketing by spraypainting the true identity of the Cloverfield monster on the side of a San Diego Porn Shoppe

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar NeoRudeboy

    As Marjorie absentmindedly thought of the episode of Sesame St she'd watched that morning, Gozer the Gozerian showed up...

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar dugdale24

    Two members of the Spanish Seniors Street Artists sit proudly by there latest creation.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Srx

    I hate chicken, how about you?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar monkey_marshal

    She saw the predator to late, he was already primed for the kill!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar monkey_marshal

    Damn chicken givin me a bad coupon!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar chicagojosh

    And so I says to him, "Jimmy! What about the Lazy Eyed Yellow Eagle?! When's someone gonna honor the Lazy Eyed Yellow Eagle?!"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar manny

    Behind the scenes at Sesame Street, Linda confessed to Annie that she was hooked on LSD.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar GlitterSparkle

    You know what I hate Mary, big yellow spray painted birds....oh god, there's one right behind me isn't there?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar abend954

    Bush's domestic surveillance program turned to a new low when he started to employ the American mascot, the Bald Eagle, to do his dirty work.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar cateraction

    When Mary bought the Chicken strips for lunch, little did she know that her meal had a vengeful older brother.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar EaglesPhan53

    Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar acrossthesea

    out of all the places in the city, you chose to take me to the upper west side.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar slinkywrinkle

    If you think Big Bird is ugly you should see my Mr. Snuffalupagus!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Mr.Birchfield

    Becky from accounting finally decided to talk to a counselor about her extreme addiction to cock.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar DoctorX

    o/\ Then the bird at the back said "Everyone attack" and it turned into a Lesbian Blitz! o/\

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar boone

    Sesame Street: safe enough during the day, but at night its true character comes out.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar eyesinthebucket

    move over bitch. you're coverin' my tattoo

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar nuro

    displeased at the color of the wrapping paper, their god changed them into gay transexual hermaphrodites.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Wirano

    qas

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar BigPhillyMan

    "After watching the beating that poor chicken took from Peter, I just had to come to this memorial and pay my respects."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar idreamofrobots

    no shit, so this is the place where the cock cocks clan hang out?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Lasereye

    ITS GODZILLA! NEED MORE BODYS!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Drumfetish

    After her divorce from Ben, Karen began dating women in hopes of finding someone who was more emotionally available. Yet, she sometimes found her self dreaming about Ben's giant cock.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar billybob

    I just get this sixth sense that those damn chickenhawks running this country have screwed our social security.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar coco7wewe

    There's a big graffiti of a yellow bird behind me, right?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar dragon1234178

    Chicks dig cocks. Chicken too...

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar pie_pie

    Finally, the long awaited sequel, "Chicks in the Hood"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar dragon1234178

    Chicks dig cocks. And Chickens...

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar ElZilcho

    As Keith Richards awake from his Cocaine-induced blackout and looked into the lenses of the kind-hearted butch lesbian who had pulled him from the gutter, he knew immediately: This is Love.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar SickBoy

    Sesame Street has sadly gone downhill in recent years.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar ChrisJoeHagel

    "Yes, I would say playing bridge while high on crack is hard."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar ilovecactus26

    During the recession of the Bush era, many of America's neighborhoods have taken a turn for the worse. Crime rates have risen rapidly. This grim scene from the iconic Sesame Street neighborhood shows two out-of-work kindergarten teachers forced to

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar dncr

    Are you done with my portrait yet?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar TheClaw

    Actually no, I'm not trying to say I like big dick...I was simply admiring the graffiti of the "large bird" on the wall behind you, so please take back the "I'm a fat ghetto slut" comment!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar tomnd

    oh no, el pollo diablo!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar kingsteve14

    "You know, you really do look a lot like that bird. That's fuckin' crazy. Did you paint it? No? Fuckin' unbelieveable."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar kingsteve14

    The women hadn't yet realized that they were in 2nd grade territory, but the spit ball shooters were already trained on their temples.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Michaelsgay

    "...and i says to him, 'You can't hide my dildo forever!' and he was all like, 'ok'."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar mullingt17

    Did you just rip one?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar thatoneguy

    i get this strange feeling someones watching us

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar vasrchr

    In scenes played out across the land, these 2 women debate the pros and cons of Frank Purdue's "urban beautification through art" project.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar BigPineDan

    Bad color. Evil demeanor. Instilling a basic fear for your own soul. ...and the chicken's pretty scary too.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar dean

    Yes Grandpa, just give me five minutes.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar TwistedMonkey

    Reserved for old birds.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar GronkAlonkA

    take me to your leader!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Shii

    The Fighting Chicken from Family Guy was having a hard time finding a more intimidating group of followers.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar ChuggleTheNugs

    Karen and Deb sat while B-Boy and T-Lo played with their little friends.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar GoatBoy

    We should go, this is gang territory. I think they're named after some kind of mythical creature.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar smurph

    2 gay people havin an aurgmet ove how good their threesome was last night oh and a giant chicken passes judgement

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar PeaceLoveJulie

    so, what gender are you?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Hobbaloo

    Chicken: "So... who's ya friend?"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Mr_K_Twig

    "Oh crap, he's standing behind me, isn't he?"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Ranger

    Fuck...these two lesbians are ugly! www.NeilsNotes.com

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Ranger

    A flock of lesbians. www.NeilsNotes.com

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar granfaloon

    In truth, banksy keeps "his" identity a secret because the truth is infinitely more disappointing.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Ranger

    Sniff...sniff...hmmmm...gross. One of these lesbo's is straddling the gauze! www.NeilsNotes.com

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fish_nets

    Unfortunately the sorting hat of the Bronx led Bertha and Janet to one angry motha Gryffindor.

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    Avatar Ranger

    I call this one: 'If they're not lesbians, they should be! No guy(s) are gonna poke a couple of mutts like those two...in front of eagle art.' More art at: www.NeilsNotes.com

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    Avatar Treb

    Graffiti Eagle blesses this union, tho Twill only last as long as Breath can hold.

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