slinkywrinkle
Due to an over-populated military and poor road maintenance, some lower ranking asian military pull speed bump detail.
Worzel
The Vietnamese army forgot they only had 1 blocker Lemming for this level, and used it too early.
papaskrobe
Taking military advice from American vaudeville is usually a bad idea, but the "Clown Car" method of troop movement worked surprisingly well for these Korean soldiers.
Pancho
Without warning, a Seoul police cruiser is suddenly t-boned by the 31st Infantry, B company.
AbombNation
"Okay, seriously guys, you can't all hide behind this car. Where the shit are all your cars? If you didn't bring your own car to hide behind, go home. This one's for me and Steve."
TheTourist012
Q:How many Asian militants does it take to change a tire? A:21 . 1 to change the tire and the rest to shoot him if he does it wrong .
Textures
After washing it yet again, the guys from Precinct 23 were determined to get rid of that damn pigeon.
planB
The army tried desperately to recreate the glory of the Iwo Jima flag raising...but tipping over Toyotas just wasn't as powerful of an image.
Matt
Human ramp's all set up Sarge. That sniper's gonna be sorry he fucked with Dirtbike Darrel.
Stretch
-"Is everyone locked and loaded?" -"You're sure this is his 3rd strike?" -"Ya. And he's definitely loitering."
Dude
Ever wonder where your other 29 lives for Contra wait their turn to play? Apparently, it's behind the police SUV in level 4.
Maboroshi77
"But Sarge, I didn't get a gun!" "yeah me too!" "me an' all" "For Christ's sake! just bloody point then!"
Textures
State police are on the scene of a 23 pedestrian pileup on the city's south side. Witnesses say they were following too closely when they rounded the icy corner. No injuries were immediately reported.
crispy
"THERE!" Bartholomew shouted. He hoped that the general noticed his hand and voice as the one to identify where the police car was.
MenDAKE
After 200 years the hole had finally been drilled and the Chinese army began slowly creeping though, beginning the invastion of the United States.
Dire_Ria
In a nation where carjackers outnumber their potential victims 20 to 1 complications were bound to arise.
kneightx
In some other countries, attempts to stage "Washington Crossing the Delaware" have met with mixed results.
MenDAKE
The experimental Gay Airborn Division was especially vulnerable to artillery due to their tendency to stick together in tightly packed formations.
Asok_Green
I spy, with my little eye, something that is... red. Stop, stop, Pvt. Vong got it first. Okay, Vong, take the shot.
Pancho
Corporal Chang signaled for the rest of the company to move up. They were concealed for now, but someone was bound to spot the platoon sooner or later.
egerrish
Due to a horrific typographical error in accounting, the soldiers thought they were invulnerable to Godzilla's attacks behind a 1989 Nissan Pathfinder.
ChrisJoeHagel
"We shall defeat those who do not believe in well trimmed roadside shrubbery"
cheeseypeas
When Chop Suey Nights say they deliver in twenty minutes or less... They fucking mean it.
leftybigguns
Captain Ling had to think quickly. The 'Toyota' barricade was something he'd never been trained for.
manny
Some thought the Thai police's new zero tolerance policy for jay walking was taking things a bit too far.
NeoRudeboy
C-Company's cover was blown when the military genius they faced LOOKED OVER THE POLICE CAR.
mjohnson
The Guy with the camcorder was thinking Armies Do The Funniest Things are pay a bundle for this clip.
pillowpants
And with a flash of brilliance, General Nguyen knew how his junta could improve their image. The clown car had always been a hit with the kids!
DoctorX
Interestingly enough, the clowns in the building with the hostages can't see them.
Daboa
To escape Kim's BO, the rest of the troops pretended to notice an enemy and moved to the other side of him.
Daboa
Alright troops, we're here to brutally enforce the new ban on camcorders. Shoot to kill. Ok now we're going to have to... Private Hitchcock!!!
jortax
After playing too many hours of counterstrike, wang would dream of having to ammunition left except for one grenade, and then turn the corner to see this.
Asok_Green
I spy, with my little eye, something that is... red. Stop, stop. Pvt. Vong got it first. Okay, Vong, take the shot.
sebasss
Drill Sgt Nguyen to his troops: YOU MAGGOTS WERE ABOUT AS ORGANIZED ON THAT DRILL AS AN ENGLISH FIRE DRILL!!!!!!
DIB13
The State's decision to purchase imports was seen favorably by the public after Toyota unveiled it's new theft deterrent system.
Magnum40s
He couldn't stop thinking about it. So Chang put the tip of his gun to the ground and whispered into Tran's ear. "You were great last night."
zoidbergMD
Poor Patty Hearst can't even go to the bank anymore without something like this happening.
SamuraiBassist
As long as he's careful Godzilla will be able to accomplish his goal... 20 armed Vietnamese in one car! Then he can finally earn his Greek Letters.
omgtehlindsay
Frank held his video camera high, determined to document and learn from the stealth techniques only mastered by the military elite.
smarter
Get over here guys! No way they can shoot us from higher ground while we're hiding behind this ONE car!!!
Technohawk
In an effort to sell more war bonds, the marines stage a heroic photo of the raising of the Cop Car at 4th and Duncan.
tesch
Chan completely screwed up the re-creation by breaking the fourth wall and looking directly at the camera.
nuro
it wasn't known until this moment that king king could be stopped by a pointing finger and a firm "NO."
Zegeebwah
Suddenly Chang Lou, in the way back of the line, realized by the time he got to the car there would most likely be no seats left in the car.
spruce488
Suddenly very happy he watched 300 the night before, Capt Wong yells to his men: "Tonight we have a meal at the hell!" Before opening fire on godzilla.
boone
The army wasn't sure how, but soldiers were finding ways around the "don't ask, don't tell" policies.
Weisolas
Although previously thought to be the idiot of the platoon, Dave finally asks, "Should some of us move to the next car?"
bloodthorn6
In hindsight, Ted regretted not checking out the scene thoroughly before he tried to steal that car.
justin5609
Good, Good. Now you there. move just a bit closer to General Kim. Perfect! Now everyone point to the extremely unusual white dots on the trees.
DoctorX
"Yeah? Well, a second car costs $37,000. Do YOU have $37,000 you can just GIVE the Rhode Island National Guard?"
jackarroo
At that point they realized they may have prepared too much for this carjacking.
Avakar
At first it was just a hiding technique, but when the pointing started it renamed the "Gozirra Maneuver"
mr1swift
you don't realize the amount of manpower its takes to takedown a rouge police car....
Fellixe
It may have seemed excessive. But you don't want to take chances when executing a felony stop on a clown car.
WEEMAD
As The Pack Moves In To The Kill; I David Attenborough Have The Honour To Mingle Unnoticed. I Am So Well Hidden You Can Only See My Video Camera.
DIB13
The State's decision to use imports was favoured after the public unveiling of Toyota's new theft deterrant system.
moi
The conjoined twin battalion had never once topped the charts in air defence training
MrGoodkat
Sadly these soldiers were a few bodies short of the world record for most assholes killed by a grenade.
Dustermaker
Pertaining to the guy on the far left. Sure come on over there is plenty of room!
enthrall
Neighbor: My, where did you get that lovely $20 sign? Singers: $20 Sign City: We sell $20 signs, and that's all.
Ranger
Ahhhh guys...there's not a chance in hell we're all gonna fit into Ted's ride! www.NeilsNotes.com
guyfriday
Of particular note is the chap on the far left who seems to be inviting even more troops to join what is most appropriately referred to as "every RPG operator’s wet dream."
squidbuddy
"Ok, guys, you really need to stop choosing the same hiding place whenever we play hide-and-seek."
analrapist
"SHOTGUN! I CALL SHOTGUN!" "NO FUCK YOU! I CALLED IT FIRST!" "OVER MT DEAD BODY!"
xbeaverx
Ever since failing his circus school, Bumbo and his Clown Car team were soon drafted to the army.
Gerri
Little Tony was confused with his sexuality he forgot to ask his best friend for help before he got a hold of the eggplant.
dodovesrllycry
Nang realized to late that by looking right at the camera he was to sacrificed first to Mothra.
OxySnake
The Generals attempts to camoflauge his face with the dirt went as well as when he tried to do a Vietnam War reinactment.
timincal
After witnessing the horrendous results of a tracer round shot into the gas tank of a pick up truck, Colonel Suk Dyk realized having the platoon use it for cover,was not a good idea.
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