Craptions Classics December 10, 2007

His village destroyed. The one he called "Father" murdered. His girl taken. "Yes," thought Hefty, "this time Gargamel has fucked with the wrong smurf".

kneightx

Other Craptions

Back in the day, everybody was a real man. Fingernails were like iron, hairs were like splinters, and stubble was so fucking hard we had to shave with power tools....

Mrfortesque

Lars came to realize that grinding metal directly into his eyes actually was more enjoyable than the Grey's Anatomy marathon his girlfriend made him watch the night before.

bloodthorn6

Axe body spray sales plummeted today when a translation error was discovered on European cans.

Jonathan Kimak

"Nailz", the newest member of the blue man group, had a tough exterior and was kind of a dick, but he could play the shit out of a paint drum.

Poom

I tried to think of something funny. Really, I did. But this is just too badass. Could you laugh to his face? Or what's left of it?

colsen

To many Tattoo's to remove them..pah! He was going to proof them wrong!

Sen

Chiseled good looks.

Srx

..and this is why they put safety labels on things. Some people really do need to be told "Do not direct sparks at face"

SamuraiRobot

Not all Orks shave before battle. Glagnar took pride.

Worzel

With the new Gillette mach 250000 you too can shoot sparks all over your goddamn face.

fettbass

Ironically enough, smoking was way down on the list of things that Hans did that were bad for his health.

pizzamogul

Alex was determined to light his cigarette, lighter or no.

Wellby

Hans clearly didn't have one of those "Carol never wore her safety glasses.." posters in his high school chemistry lab.

omgtehlindsay

Few people are aware of the Blue Man Group's humble beginnings in grunge metal

adhoov
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