Other Craptions

Back in the day, everybody was a real man. Fingernails were like iron, hairs were like splinters, and stubble was so fucking hard we had to shave with power tools....

Lars came to realize that grinding metal directly into his eyes actually was more enjoyable than the Grey's Anatomy marathon his girlfriend made him watch the night before.

Axe body spray sales plummeted today when a translation error was discovered on European cans.

"Nailz", the newest member of the blue man group, had a tough exterior and was kind of a dick, but he could play the shit out of a paint drum.

I tried to think of something funny. Really, I did. But this is just too badass. Could you laugh to his face? Or what's left of it?

To many Tattoo's to remove them..pah! He was going to proof them wrong!

Chiseled good looks.

..and this is why they put safety labels on things. Some people really do need to be told "Do not direct sparks at face"

Not all Orks shave before battle. Glagnar took pride.

With the new Gillette mach 250000 you too can shoot sparks all over your goddamn face.

Ironically enough, smoking was way down on the list of things that Hans did that were bad for his health.

Alex was determined to light his cigarette, lighter or no.

Hans clearly didn't have one of those "Carol never wore her safety glasses.." posters in his high school chemistry lab.

Few people are aware of the Blue Man Group's humble beginnings in grunge metal

It was either this or law school.

The Bionic Man brushing his teeth. www.NeilsNotes.com

"Yes", Orlock said wryly while lighting a smoke in the most uniganiable of ways, "i do eat babies".

The tattoed blue guy had an axe to grind with whoever sold him that lighter.

For al the Gay Steelworkers in America; keep reaching for that rainbow.....

Self-Dentistry: never a good idea.

You can sleep tonight knowing that you will never, ever, be this badass.

The hardcore way to light up smokes.

All the other orthodontists used to laugh and call him names!

Lucky Diamond Rich could see the sparks between himself and his new favorite ax.

People still didn't get his joke. He said he was PUZZLED by the fact that his lighter never caught on.

that was the moment when Phil thought that maybe he could live with braces for a few more years.

"Hey," thought Zach, "maybe if i melt my face off daddy will finally realize that all i ever really wanted was some attention."

There's got to be a better way to remove a wart than this.

it took a long time before we got to the cool looking ironman we have today

When he realized that smoking no longer made him look cool, Greg decided to take it to the next level.

Traditional tattooing methods were just not extreme enough for Jason. If it didn't involve a cigarette, an axe and a large amount of sparks then he didn't want to fucking know.

"I am invincible. I have downed this bottle of Jaegar and am still alive. Nothing can stop me now. And to prove it, I will now French kiss a diamond-tipped grinder."

Even as she watched the sociopath sharpen his axe, for some reason, she realized getting away would probably be very easy.

A typical Chuck Norris days always starts with a two-hour shaving...

Yer Doc I'm seeing those stars again.Yes the left eye this time.

The memeber of the blue man group picture here employs his spark-vision to ward off an angry mob.

The midget attacked with his axe, but Warrior Bob calmly deflected the blow with his invincible cigarette. See kids? Cigarettes ARE good for you.

The Blue Man Group: We'll do anything to be popular again.

Wow...I guess Jesus IS invulnerable!

You should see when they do the back sack and crack...

There's got to be a better way than this for removing warts.

Surgeon General's Warning: Smoking is dangerous.

Strangely, the Smurf vs. Saw movie never took off..

Stewart, always one for the spotlight, couldn't light his cigarette with a lighter like everybody else. He just had to show off.

Sorry, the diamond bit isn't working either; your facial tattoo is even more vivid than before. What time is your job interview?

So there is an alternative to plastic surgery!

Seriously, who the fuck wakes up in the morning and thinks to themselves: "You know what sounds like fun...?"

This has to be the worst craption picture I have ever seen.... your loosing it man.... so sad

You should see his after-shave!