Other Craptions

Cardinal Connell set out to prove that Pope Benidict could neither be recorded using a camera nor seen in mirrors.

"A four-hour Mass?" Cardinal O'Malley decided instead to snap some proof for his parishioners that he'd been there and then sneak out to find a pub.

At the 2027th Vatican Spring Break, Bishop Thomas video tapes the wet habit contest for this year episode of "Nuns Gone Wild"

The new Nokia N88. The choice of the enlightened.

When it finally took place, only Father o' Malley thought to capture Armageddon for posterity.

Bishop darkhorse was always breaking the rules, look at him with his unorthadox red sleeve!

Wily Cardinal Theodore captures the never before seen Pope Beer-chug softball classic.

"Okay, I'll upload these pics on facebook, but I'm not fucking tagging them, you bitches have to do that yourselves."

The 'Real World'- Vatican City

Despite the Vatican's extensive coffers the 'Da Vinci Hoax' was made on an extremely low budget.

Cardinal Sin was determined to make it to the Youtube featured videos.

YES! I got the picture...phase 1 of my plan to become a saint is now complete...now to call Chris Hanson for phase 2

With his zucchetto a mess, Cardinal Louis sought futher evidence of other peoples hang-overs from last night's bitch'n kegger.

Cardinal Sinn could not pass on this once in a lifetime opportunity... getting the reds on his display just right.

Still purple hat and robe day was recorded for posterity.

"The Grand Revolution cannot yet begin, my brothers. For there are...spies...among us." Detective MacDowall nervously adjusted his flowing robe. There was no way they could have known.

YouTube has left a permanent scar on the world, and noone is unaffected.

In recent news, bootlegs of appearances by the Pope have been getting top dollar on the internet. A spokesman for the Vatican said, "It is unacceptable for people to shamelessly make money off of our religion in such a way."

Inquisition Con 2007 was off to a great start.

Holy shit The pope is is pole dancing!!! This is SO going on Youtube!!!

Pope: "Hey! Put it away before i take it away!"

it's not easy getting an up-skirt shot of his holiness ...

Luigi was getting tired of the line for the mens' room after Sunday Mass and decided to submit some feedback to Vatican Customer Service.

Turn wine in to blood, my ass. Santa Claus realised it could ruin his future prospects if true, and this year he was determined to find out.

The small screen didn't make it seem any less of a slaughter, the Cardinals of Rome just never had a chance against the Cardinals of Arizona.

soon the pope would line up the next little boy up for auction

SOMEbody start the wave!

santa had infiltrated, the mass. now all he needed was evedence.

Santa claus went undercover to prove why the bishops at a molestation rally should not get presents this year

Papist porn.

Our good Lord experiments with His new 802.11god wireless network.

Hey now....that alter boy is new. MMMMM. Oh yeah, shake it. I can't wait to get him in the rectory.

"When the Pope falls down the stairs, I'm going to make it on Vatican's Funniest Home Videos!"

At the Cardinal's convention, the undercover officer tried to get all the evidence he could on his list of suspected pedophiles, but would run out of film only halfway through.

"and he shall deliver us from evil..." "This shits going on youtube."

"And thus Cardinal Camillo failed at stealing Pope Benedicts soul with the witchcraft he had bought from the Satanic Best Buy store"

"This is gonna look great on my Facebook."

"Oh my GAWD! Benedict is drunk again and climbing the Vatican nude while throwing Molotov cocktails!" And then his digital camera ran out of batteries.

The Pope is up there speaking but this asshole is filming the alter boy blowing the guy in from him

The plums had had enough of being left out of the Fruit of the Loom ads...

Insert Priest/pedophile joke here----->

The Laker Girls just hadn't been the same since the conservative movement.

"this is some trippy shit" - Cardinal Connell

The cardinal could not miss his myspace photo op.

"This video will capture the best Grimace Festival in years..."

The turn out for the pope's new black metal band, "Benny 13" came as a bit of a surprise to the Vatican officials...

They say if you look at enough porn on this thing it turns your hair white.

You've never been with a man, until you've been with a man who's been with a man.

You in the third row! Grab me some waffles will ya?! Dang!