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  • 42 Crack Ups
    Avatar Roger Rogerson

    Cardinal Connell set out to prove that Pope Benidict could neither be recorded using a camera nor seen in mirrors.

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    Avatar pizzamogul

    "A four-hour Mass?" Cardinal O'Malley decided instead to snap some proof for his parishioners that he'd been there and then sneak out to find a pub.

  • 18 Crack Ups
    Avatar abend954

    At the 2027th Vatican Spring Break, Bishop Thomas video tapes the wet habit contest for this year episode of "Nuns Gone Wild"

  • 13 Crack Ups
    Avatar dugdale24

    The new Nokia N88. The choice of the enlightened.

  • 10 Crack Ups
    Avatar NeoRudeboy

    When it finally took place, only Father o' Malley thought to capture Armageddon for posterity.

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    Avatar monkey_marshal

    Bishop darkhorse was always breaking the rules, look at him with his unorthadox red sleeve!

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    Avatar Vankook

    Wily Cardinal Theodore captures the never before seen Pope Beer-chug softball classic.

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar imawhore

    The 'Real World'- Vatican City

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    Avatar Poom

    "Okay, I'll upload these pics on facebook, but I'm not fucking tagging them, you bitches have to do that yourselves."

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    Avatar Phaniman

    Cardinal Sin was determined to make it to the Youtube featured videos.

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar Phaniman

    Despite the Vatican's extensive coffers the 'Da Vinci Hoax' was made on an extremely low budget.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar Grunt

    YouTube has left a permanent scar on the world, and noone is unaffected.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar pdgaert8928

    YES! I got the picture...phase 1 of my plan to become a saint is now complete...now to call Chris Hanson for phase 2

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar MyersGuy

    "The Grand Revolution cannot yet begin, my brothers. For there are...spies...among us." Detective MacDowall nervously adjusted his flowing robe. There was no way they could have known.

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    Avatar Avakar

    With his zucchetto a mess, Cardinal Louis sought futher evidence of other peoples hang-overs from last night's bitch'n kegger.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fellixe

    Cardinal Sinn could not pass on this once in a lifetime opportunity... getting the reds on his display just right.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar ChrisJoeHagel

    Still purple hat and robe day was recorded for posterity.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar Monsster

    Our good Lord experiments with His new 802.11god wireless network.

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    Avatar visijared

    At the Cardinal's convention, the undercover officer tried to get all the evidence he could on his list of suspected pedophiles, but would run out of film only halfway through.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar Swogala

    Turn wine in to blood, my ass. Santa Claus realised it could ruin his future prospects if true, and this year he was determined to find out.

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    Avatar boone

    "When the Pope falls down the stairs, I'm going to make it on Vatican's Funniest Home Videos!"

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar Goldfish

    Inquisition Con 2007 was off to a great start.

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    Avatar BlackSuit

    "And thus Cardinal Camillo failed at stealing Pope Benedicts soul with the witchcraft he had bought from the Satanic Best Buy store"

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar fiatboomer

    Luigi was getting tired of the line for the mens' room after Sunday Mass and decided to submit some feedback to Vatican Customer Service.

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    Avatar Zegeebwah

    Holy shit The pope is is pole dancing!!! This is SO going on Youtube!!!

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar SickBoy

    "This is gonna look great on my Facebook."

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    Avatar ilovecactus26

    In recent news, bootlegs of appearances by the Pope have been getting top dollar on the internet. A spokesman for the Vatican said, "It is unacceptable for people to shamelessly make money off of our religion in such a way."

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    Avatar Damn1965

    The small screen didn't make it seem any less of a slaughter, the Cardinals of Rome just never had a chance against the Cardinals of Arizona.

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    Avatar 3d69denny

    soon the pope would line up the next little boy up for auction

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    Avatar bobboringbaker

    Pope: "Hey! Put it away before i take it away!"

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    Avatar joeb

    it's not easy getting an up-skirt shot of his holiness ...

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar Zombie_Jesus

    Hey now....that alter boy is new. MMMMM. Oh yeah, shake it. I can't wait to get him in the rectory.

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    Avatar Samo

    Santa claus went undercover to prove why the bishops at a molestation rally should not get presents this year

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    Avatar nirot

    Papist porn.

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    Avatar rixitotal

    santa had infiltrated, the mass. now all he needed was evedence.

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    Avatar JawnEmaculation

    SOMEbody start the wave!

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    Avatar chaoticbrii

    "and he shall deliver us from evil..." "This shits going on youtube."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar AdjectiveNoun

    The Pope is up there speaking but this asshole is filming the alter boy blowing the guy in from him

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    Avatar JewelsVern

    Ha ha, I've got the evidence! Put that in your pope and smike it!

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    Avatar swiss

    Archbishop John found the mass to be boring, and choose to instead watch the mass on Youtube.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar thatoneguy

    I can't believe i got an eighth row seat to the Vatican! i better take pictures to show the guys.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar IrishTerror

    I love the boys choir. This one's going on the wall at home.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar weetabix

    You in the third row! Grab me some waffles will ya?! Dang!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar grand_cha-hi

    You've never been with a man, until you've been with a man who's been with a man.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar monkey_marshal

    Always showing off, the bishops loved wearing their choir boys hats!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Porkchop

    The turn out for the pope's new black metal band, "Benny 13" came as a bit of a surprise to the Vatican officials...

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    Avatar JewelsVern

    They say if you look at enough porn on this thing it turns your hair white.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar tj21

    The Laker Girls just hadn't been the same since the conservative movement.

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    Avatar visijared

    At the Cardinal's convention, the undercover officer tried to get all the evidence he could on the suspected pedophiles, but would run out of film only halfway through his list.

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    Avatar squiggle

    Cardinal Jim was to be disappointed by the VoyeurWeb response.

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    Avatar cam8x3

    "this is some trippy shit" - Cardinal Connell

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    Avatar Shockeye

    Cardinal O'Shaunaladdy emails the proof that he really did see the Pope back to his parish and wins the bet. The prize: Sister Mary Congolia in a black leather thong.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Tag119

    The cardinal could not miss his myspace photo op.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Nktalloth

    "Oh my GAWD! Benedict is drunk again and climbing the Vatican nude while throwing Molotov cocktails!" And then his digital camera ran out of batteries.

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    Avatar iJosh

    Shortly after this the Cardinal tossed a beer into the crowd and yelled "PLAY FREEBIRD". Needless to say, the Pope was not impressed.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Mrfortesque

    Back in the day, everybody was a real man. Fingernails were like iron, hairs were like splinters, and stubble was so fucking hard we had to shave with power tools....

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Srx

    what's wrong with this mirror?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar BlackSuit

    Well, he needed some way to pay Iron man after he lost the money.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar kewl

    "Oh God", he said, adjusting his rear view mirror, "they're still following me".

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar jordosbaloney

    "I haven't seen this many Cardinals in one place since NAMBLA Convention of '05!"

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    Avatar nuro

    This was a manson concert none would soon forget.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Zegeebwah

    Oh my GOD!!! The pope is pole dancing!!! This is SO going on Youtube!!!!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar sebasss

    look at those jackasses that accidently wore the same outfit. Im getting a pic for US Weekly

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar user

    Yo Yo Yo checkit! It's Big Poppa BeneDizzle X-To-The-V-To-The-I, Beeyotch!!!

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    Avatar Kaboom

    The front five rows at this years Kids GAP fasion show.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar leftybigguns

    Insert Priest/pedophile joke here----->

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    Avatar Nihil

    Blowjob motion capture.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar deepkick

    pope Benedict XVI you are officially "PUNK'D" "orly?" "YES RLY"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar usedretainers

    "This video will capture the best Grimace Festival in years..."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar scoob

    Auditions for the new Fruit of the loom grapes guy.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar TwistedMonkey

    The plums had had enough of being left out of the Fruit of the Loom ads...

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar jimmeh_bate

    hey guys, myspace photo!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Mbe

    Move Dammit! I Can't see! Where the f**k's the zoom this thing???

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Jubba

    Where's Barney

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar jkapenga

    Cardinal Thompson need proof that Jerry stole his hat.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Warcry81

    And now the wet t-shirt portion of the Papal visit.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar smoo

    San Fransisco's rally protesting the latest anti-smoking bill.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar HelperMonkey

    I need to try different angles. Every shot comes out looking like a closeup on a raspberry.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar TheWalrus

    "KANYE!"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Ranger

    Oh for Christ's Sake Ted...move your fucking arm! www.NeilsNotes.com

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Ranger

    Ahh, Ted...this isn't the time to show off your videos violating Altar Boys! Having said that...nice work Bro! www.NeilsNotes.com

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