Craptions Classics December 08, 2007

How Walt Disney imagined Disneyland's section for Jews.

Srx

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To no one's surprise, the German version of The Teletubbies was just a little darker.

rival

CALL ME 'MICKEY' ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER!!! GO ON...I DARE YOU!!!

leftybigguns

First, it was the Magical World of Disney....now, after the collapse of society....make way for the New World Order of Disney!!

MrWolf12

That's right, Children. Mother Russia can have a Disneyland just like those US capitalist pigs. Now start laughing or something.

MenDAKE

Everybody thought Pluto would make a better president than George W Bush. They thought wrong.

Paradukes

The SWAT team debuts their new "kid friendly" riot gear.

kingsteve14

And so, sweaty hand griping his gun, Polis #347 was cast out from the collective to deal with the horrifying camera man on his own.

Winwird

Polish police defend their nations honor after losing the international spelling bee.

Harvey

Citizens were easily fooled by National Orwell Appreciation Day

Matt

Mickey... I am you father. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

abend954

When Disney decided to crack down on copyright violation it wasn't pretty.

abend954

After weeks without a voice, Hollywood's cartoon characters take the writers' strike into their own hands.

Textures

who's the leader of the gestapo thats made for you and me? M-I-C---K-E-Y---M-O-U-S-E

senorpablo

"Who hid the tennis ball in my Disney co. Riot Helmet?"

dugdale24
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