Other Craptions

To no one's surprise, the German version of The Teletubbies was just a little darker.

CALL ME 'MICKEY' ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER!!! GO ON...I DARE YOU!!!

First, it was the Magical World of Disney....now, after the collapse of society....make way for the New World Order of Disney!!

That's right, Children. Mother Russia can have a Disneyland just like those US capitalist pigs. Now start laughing or something.

Everybody thought Pluto would make a better president than George W Bush. They thought wrong.

The SWAT team debuts their new "kid friendly" riot gear.

And so, sweaty hand griping his gun, Polis #347 was cast out from the collective to deal with the horrifying camera man on his own.

Polish police defend their nations honor after losing the international spelling bee.

Citizens were easily fooled by National Orwell Appreciation Day

Mickey... I am you father. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

When Disney decided to crack down on copyright violation it wasn't pretty.

After weeks without a voice, Hollywood's cartoon characters take the writers' strike into their own hands.

who's the leader of the gestapo thats made for you and me? M-I-C---K-E-Y---M-O-U-S-E

"Who hid the tennis ball in my Disney co. Riot Helmet?"

Eurodisney's newest attraction, Anarchy Land, was a surprise hit with the kids.

I've had enough of these Hanna-Barbera fuckers. Let's go.

After checking Minnie's teeth and realising the true meaning of the statement "Minnie is fucking Goofy" Mickey lost the plot in spectacular fashion

"Dave.. for christ sake, take off that silly manbag and join the rest of us. You're embarrassing us with that accessory!"

In Soviet Russia, Mickey watch YOU!

The Imagineers fled in horror: Animitronic Mickey had become Self-Aware.

Be afraid, be very afraid!

What we have here is a failure to communicate!

The invaders from the planet Mickey Mousia raided a SWAT gear storage facility and proceeded to claim the world.

You won't believe this, but I can take a piss and a shit in this suit!! Take that NASA!!!

I'm dead if Vader finds out I did this.

Disney was certain their re-imagining of Huxley would pay off with the release of "It's a Brave New World After All."

The eye shaded yellow can immediately detect when someone wears the One Ring of the Polis (ancient Greek city). The clear eye is just a regular one, even though he tells people it sees through women's clothes.

The Neverland Army advanced. This confrontation with street rioters was sure to bring them bad press, but it didn't matter. None of it mattered, any more.

Canadian best cat rescue since 2007.

Here, Lord Vader, we have design elements from the previous all white Stormtrooper uniform but also incorporating some contrasts and a rugged cammo feel. Very nice... Next.

After the "Get Puffed" marshmallow man was defeated he sent in his crones.

"Gordan Freeman?"

Mickey had finally had enough, Pluto was going down!

"You see, our gear is designed to intimidate as well as protect us, so that- Hey! Stop Laughing! No, I mean it, cut it out!"

Oh them? No, I'm not with them.

"It's ok. These aren't the droids we're looking for."

That's it, we're finally taking down these Hanna-Barbera fuckers for good.

With the NYPD cleverly disguised and undercover,everyone was sure this would be the last year the Snoopy balloon would be stolen during the Thanksgiving parade

And Goofy shouted to the retreating crowd: "This is our day! OUR DAY! You will have no reprieve....... huh ha! Ta Dah!"

Italy's new attempts to lower crime; Scare the hell out of the countries children.

Scream 5: Riot Control

Skeletor's septic tank skeleton

The Chinese version of Scream was very different from the American version.

The day Mickey and all his friends got rabies... and hold of a weapons depot.

Steamboat Willie was never quite the same after steam had been replaced with tear gas

Stormtrooper extras from the latest Star Wars movie.

SURRENDER TO THE WILL OF THE COMBINE!!!!!

Terminator 4: Rise of the Puppy Regime

The attendees of the annual Zombie Snoopy Army convention was horrified to see cameras covering the event. Their friends would never let them live this down.