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    Avatar rival

    To no one's surprise, the German version of The Teletubbies was just a little darker.

  • 38 Crack Ups
    Avatar leftybigguns

    CALL ME 'MICKEY' ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER!!! GO ON...I DARE YOU!!!

  • 29 Crack Ups
    Avatar MrWolf12

    First, it was the Magical World of Disney....now, after the collapse of society....make way for the New World Order of Disney!!

  • 28 Crack Ups
    Avatar MenDAKE

    That's right, Children. Mother Russia can have a Disneyland just like those US capitalist pigs. Now start laughing or something.

  • 19 Crack Ups
    Avatar Paradukes

    Everybody thought Pluto would make a better president than George W Bush. They thought wrong.

  • 18 Crack Ups
    Avatar Winwird

    And so, sweaty hand griping his gun, Polis #347 was cast out from the collective to deal with the horrifying camera man on his own.

  • 18 Crack Ups
    Avatar kingsteve14

    The SWAT team debuts their new "kid friendly" riot gear.

  • 9 Crack Ups
    Avatar Matt

    Citizens were easily fooled by National Orwell Appreciation Day

  • 9 Crack Ups
    Avatar Harvey

    Polish police defend their nations honor after losing the international spelling bee.

  • 9 Crack Ups
    Avatar abend954

    Mickey... I am you father. noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • 8 Crack Ups
    Avatar abend954

    When Disney decided to crack down on copyright violation it wasn't pretty.

  • 7 Crack Ups
    Avatar dugdale24

    "Who hid the tennis ball in my Disney co. Riot Helmet?"

  • 7 Crack Ups
    Avatar Textures

    After weeks without a voice, Hollywood's cartoon characters take the writers' strike into their own hands.

  • 7 Crack Ups
    Avatar senorpablo

    who's the leader of the gestapo thats made for you and me? M-I-C---K-E-Y---M-O-U-S-E

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar pizzamogul

    Eurodisney's newest attraction, Anarchy Land, was a surprise hit with the kids.

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    Avatar grand_cha-hi

    I've had enough of these Hanna-Barbera fuckers. Let's go.

  • 5 Crack Ups
    Avatar Wrultizer

    After checking Minnie's teeth and realising the true meaning of the statement "Minnie is fucking Goofy" Mickey lost the plot in spectacular fashion

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar SamuraiRobot

    "Dave.. for christ sake, take off that silly manbag and join the rest of us. You're embarrassing us with that accessory!"

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar LetItBe

    In Soviet Russia, Mickey watch YOU!

  • 4 Crack Ups
    Avatar ElZilcho

    The Imagineers fled in horror: Animitronic Mickey had become Self-Aware.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar Grunt

    The invaders from the planet Mickey Mousia raided a SWAT gear storage facility and proceeded to claim the world.

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar JewelsVern

    What we have here is a failure to communicate!

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar Pinceke

    Be afraid, be very afraid!

  • 3 Crack Ups
    Avatar Zegeebwah

    You won't believe this, but I can take a piss and a shit in this suit!! Take that NASA!!!

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar planB

    "You see, our gear is designed to intimidate as well as protect us, so that- Hey! Stop Laughing! No, I mean it, cut it out!"

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar trid666

    Italy's new attempts to lower crime; Scare the hell out of the countries children.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar papaskrobe

    The eye shaded yellow can immediately detect when someone wears the One Ring of the Polis (ancient Greek city). The clear eye is just a regular one, even though he tells people it sees through women's clothes.

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    Avatar abend954

    Here, Lord Vader, we have design elements from the previous all white Stormtrooper uniform but also incorporating some contrasts and a rugged cammo feel. Very nice... Next.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar tj21

    And Goofy shouted to the retreating crowd: "This is our day! OUR DAY! You will have no reprieve....... huh ha! Ta Dah!"

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    Avatar grand_cha-hi

    That's it, we're finally taking down these Hanna-Barbera fuckers for good.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar MyersGuy

    The Neverland Army advanced. This confrontation with street rioters was sure to bring them bad press, but it didn't matter. None of it mattered, any more.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar monkey_marshal

    Mickey had finally had enough, Pluto was going down!

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar noscoe

    "Gordan Freeman?"

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    Avatar Zebulon

    After the "Get Puffed" marshmallow man was defeated he sent in his crones.

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    Avatar ChrisJoeHagel

    Oh them? No, I'm not with them.

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    Avatar clOne

    I'm dead if Vader finds out I did this.

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar memorex

    "It's ok. These aren't the droids we're looking for."

  • 2 Crack Ups
    Avatar KuckyXIII

    Disney was certain their re-imagining of Huxley would pay off with the release of "It's a Brave New World After All."

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    Avatar IrishJoe

    With the NYPD cleverly disguised and undercover,everyone was sure this would be the last year the Snoopy balloon would be stolen during the Thanksgiving parade

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    Avatar evilmeow

    Canadian best cat rescue since 2007.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Commander Keen

    Furfags.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar cigjonser

    The test run of Borg version 1.1 (beta) was a total disaster.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar NeoRudeboy

    "I've had enough, where's that bastard Charlie Brown?"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar cigjonser

    "You will be humiliated. Resistance is futile."

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar AceJustice

    Dammit Mike!! The riot shields were supposed to say 'BOLIS'--now NOBODY'S gonna take us seriously!!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar rival

    ZebZeb was flustered once again. "Kids are supposed to like clowns! What are we doing wrong?"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar fiatboomer

    "scuse me dude, you got a smoke?"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar crispy

    The Michelin Man wouldn't take no for an answer, and neither would his militia

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Schultzy

    Although fierce and loyal soldiers they were distracted easily by tennis balls and pigs ears.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar alexthehoopy

    When Disney decided to try their luck with a zombie movie things at Disneyworld got a little bit out of hand.

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    Avatar boone

    The Chinese version of Scream was very different from the American version.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Goose

    The handbag somewhat deducted from the fear that the rest of the uniform was meant to strike into peoples hearts. But John refused to compromise his character.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar DoctorX

    Our world today if Chuck E, Cheese had won The War.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar The_Pantangler

    Terminator 4: Rise of the Puppy Regime

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar rickecakes84

    "So", the reporter asked, "Has the taxpayers money been spent responsibly in the war on terror? "Ummmmmmmm", replied the president.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar RhinoDoc

    Who you calling pig, dog?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Phaniman

    Steamboat Willie was never quite the same after steam had been replaced with tear gas

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Marcos

    What do you mean "we're going the wrong way"!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Cavedog

    When Pillsbury competes for military contracts.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar JewelsVern

    All right guys, we're going to try one more take of this scene. And please, no giggling this time!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar BlackSuit

    "Okay, so thats 30 for ninjas, and 246 for dogs, we'll take a recount tommorrow"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar TurdSandwich

    The other privates laughed to themselves, as Johnson found out the hard way that the drill sergeant wasn't kidding when he said "Assume the position!!!"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar bknoxx1

    "Are you winking at me?"

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    Avatar Vankook

    Careful now boys. This party we're busting up is pirate themed....I repeat, pirate themed. They may only be waist high, but those little bastards can wield one hell of a plastic cutlass. Just because they're kids doesn't mean you should hesitate to g

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar jcdent

    At first they thought about wolf-masks, but they didn't fit under the visor.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar ChrisJoeHagel

    The guys behind me? No I'm not with them.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar NeoRudeboy

    When it finally took place, only Father o' Malley thought to capture Armageddon for posterity.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar SlappyMcGee

    Polish demonstrators take to arms after the ban of the letter "H" proves to be the last straw.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Avakar

    After years of poking he had had enough, the Pillsbury Dough Boy finally took action!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar naruto

    ...and Goofy was PISSED.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar ChrisJoeHagel

    These guys behind me? No, I'm not with them.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar clOne

    I'm dead if Vader finds out about this.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Wrultizer

    After checking Minnie's teeth and realising the true meaning of the "Minnie is fucking Goofy" rumour Mickey lost the plot in spectacular fashion

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Fellixe

    "Who Let The Dogs Out?"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar SaucyFellow

    Although the Combine from Half Life 2 turned out to be real, their decision to only recruit middle-aged, overweight Half Life 2 cosplayers for the police force was a bit of a mistake.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar vonblaze

    The day Mickey and all his friends got rabies... and hold of a weapons depot.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar SaucyFellow

    Although the Combine from Half Life 2 did turn out to be real, their decision to recruit only fat, middle aged cosplayers for the Combine Army would lead to their crushing defeat.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar LOLDONGS

    After a failed genetic engineering experiment, Goofy clones start a rebellion and destroy society with grenade launchers.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Nktalloth

    Half-Life 3 was widely considered to be a huge failure.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar mr1swift

    this is how Iran does the pillow fight ad

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar nuro

    Disny co. would soon coem to regret hiring valve to make their latest game.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar osmans

    The Mickey Mouse Inc. riot detachment marched out on the double.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Iberium

    Live action Half-Life 2

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar destinysdecider

    How many Combine does can it possibly take to kill the One Free Man?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar boydman18

    Excuse me, but your dog needs to be on a leash.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar geomantic

    A rain break from the chaos during the Turkish remake of the cult classic Star Wars.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar aerohooligan

    Stormtrooper extras from the latest Star Wars movie.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Skeletonic

    Killzone's attempt to port their game into a Disney attraction didn't go over well with the guests.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar BIGSHOWJR100

    Skeletor's septic tank skeleton

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar frankdatank

    Coming soon Half-Life:This one is one too many.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar cafitz

    Why Valve can never sell the rights for Halflife to disney.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Enabsflow

    Europian McGruff: taking a bite out of crime and resistance with and automatic rifle, gassing your face, and fucking you in the ass after you're imprissoned at the local prison.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Dudepatrocks

    GTA Muthafucka!!!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar fergusmac

    when they heard rosay odonald was in town the local all you can eat had to bring in some "harsher" security they lasted but seconds

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar boredguy11

    Is that a cat, chase it chase it!!!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar zussmann

    disneyland Germany

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar GoatBoy

    Boy, when they said this was a Mickey Mouse operation, I thought they were just being overly critical.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Pedro

    Like many other Western phenomenon, Star Wars conventions were much weirder in Japan.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Exsos23

    Scream 5: Riot Control

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Mr_K_Twig

    "What were you expecting? A red carpet?"

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar lazy_bhikkhu

    maus [alternate reality] fanfiction

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Tenebrism

    SURRENDER TO THE WILL OF THE COMBINE!!!!!

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Ranger

    The Michael Jackson Tour: 2008 www.NeilsNotes.com

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar resident326

    Michelin declares war on Firestone.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar mikeyh12

    WTF?THE NEXT SERIES OF DOCTOR SHOULD BE ABOUT THIS,

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Slightly_sane

    ....Is it normal for an officer on riot-quelling duty to cary a semi-automatic grenade launcher...?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar wonkycat

    The attendees of the annual Zombie Snoopy Army convention was horrified to see cameras covering the event. Their friends would never let them live this down.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Treb

    Despite his extra backpacks, Werner had to store an extra boot in his mouth.

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar Treb

    Can I borrow your Duck?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar abouelsaad

    Where the fuck is Goofy?

  • 1 Crack Ups
    Avatar abouelsaad

    WHAT? Domestic violence ?

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