Craptions Classics December 07, 2007

Armed Forces Tetris never really took off.

Worzel

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With only a trampoline and a whisper of "Your shoe is untied" Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster makes it to the front of the line for body armor in 4 seconds.

Jonathan Kimak

Peter pan never really fit in with B company.

nuro

The Army is testing a new method of floating by using farts. As you can see it's quite effective!

tsagirl

The things you miss as you tie your bootlaces.

caractacus

Shortly after this photo was taken, The Army stopped training Special Forces near San Francisco...

senorpablo

The scene Tom Cruise really had in mind in Mission Impossible.

tesch

The squad slowly but surely pulled the earth right-side up. Their quick thinking saved the life of Lt. Anderson, who was stuck in a time warp.

MyersGuy

Surprisingly, most modern military tactics were stolen from the film Braveheart.

boone

After creating a helium filled inflatable soldier, DARPA started work on its next project. A soldier with five asses.

cabdude

As the Anti-Christ fell to Earth, the Genreal assembled his team of wind ninjas to repel the invasion.

cheeseypeas

"...bend over and I'll show you."

Matt

The Polish Army's tribute to Evel Knievel.

MyersGuy

Peter had little faith that the plan would work, but when all 5 of the enemy soldiers bent down to pick up the quarter, he sprung into attack mode.

crispy

DARPA's testing of its new gay repellent saturated BDUs was a resounding success.

Dire_Ria
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