Other Craptions

We predge arriegance to the frag...

Chang just needed his Violent Opression merit badge and he would finally make Eagle Scout.

"After months of deliberation, we have come to a conclusion. (Ahem) RED ROVER, RED ROVER, SEND BILLY ON OVER

Using nothing more than magnets, the enemy had drawn the generals to the front of their forces.

The people's republic of Sgt. Pepper's lonely Hearts Club Band...

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Yang tried to act nonchalant but inside he was burning with embarassment that someone else wore the exact same outfit that he was wearing!

"They all look the same!" "Just shoot the one with most bottle caps."

Commander Ming hid his golf club behind his back, waiting anxiously for the moment to strike. Earning your medals the hard way was for suckers.

I'm Spartacus! No, I'm Spartacus!

"Your word is 'aquiesence'" Aquiesence. A. Q. U. ...

"and awarded 'Best Dressed' this year is Gen. Tamayaki. Congratulations Tamayaki."

"We understand that, Mr. Bond. But which one of us is the real Colonel Nguyen?"

Here we see another problem with the Communist Army; once one man is raised to Master General, they all are raised to Master General.

Wercome to re-education camp sing arong. Now we sing happy song!

Kim suddenly wondered if it was even possible that each of them had defeated "The Great American Imperialist Machine" this many times. He shrugged and smiled to himself, after all, tonight "CSI Miami" was on.

Ok, Ensign Woo, give the colonel his medal. What do you mean you don't know which one he is? He's the one with his High Medal of Triumph: First Class on his upper right side. No, Ensign, on his RIGHT side! Jesus just give me the damn thing I'll d

Shortly after this picture was taken, the entire chain of command of the North Korean military was eradicated using a clever weapon that caused all of the badges to explode.

Gentlemen... ... CHAAAAAANGE PLACES!

General Kim stood forzen in fear: Would they notice that he had replaced one of his lost medals with a Coke bottlecap?

Korean army, Bling division, assemble!

HA! Simon didn't say! *gunshot*

And furthermore, I would be a better dictator than my porcine opponent on my left because I am not a fatty doo-doo head.

Thanks to our glorious and beloved Kim Jong Il, private mastubation has been banned and only public communal masturbation shall be allowed at 5 p.m. everyday instead of a tea break. With that being said, i shall now read you a scene from the acclaime

All your base are belong to us!

The CIA noticed the subtle shift in power at the Chinese Generals Conference this year - the midget on the box was behind Chang!

Sadly, although Korean scientists had spent years honing their new secret weapon against even the toughest Samurai blades, the Most Glorious Peoples' Body Armor would prove woefully ineffective against small caliber arms fire.

"How will we allocate the new steel resources? Another tank division?" "No! We won't taken seriously until the world knows of our tactical genius!"

( Please don't give me a crotch medal. Please don't give me a crotch medal. Please don't give me a crotch medal. This is not why I went to hero school, I'll look funny. Please don't give me a crotch medal.Gimme the anal probe of encouragement)

"Ooooh, this is gonna get messy." chuckled Magneto

...so I said, "Do you love me?" and she said "No, but thats a really nice ski mask."...but seriously folks...

"And for our rast number, we do the Erectic Sride!"

Now to sing to national anthem "Boys 2 Dictators"

Tempers flared at the fancy dress party when everyone realised they had all worn the same costume.

In china the medals serve a dual purpose as body armor. This encourages many young men to steal from their superiors.

Fox presents "The Bachelor: Dictator Edition"

The medals weigh down our chests so that you cannot see out man boobs.

Taking the term "highly decorated" far to liturally.

The Korean version of halo3 gave you wearable badges. Their military was into halo3.

Now tell us the truth,...do these make us look taller?

Sadly, for the latest Devo tour, the new stage costumes, weren't very well received by their fans....

The Generals waited, waiting for the perfect moment to spin around, point, and shout "I SAW YOU!" at the slowly approaching Russians....it was like the cold war all over again.

In an attempt to cut costs to the military, the medals also serve double-duty as body armor.

"We, on behalf of our great and honorable emperor, are honored to unveil the Be-dazzler here in South Korea. As you can see, it's pretty popular with the fellas in F-Troop...but seriously folks..."

"I'm the cool chief rocker, Master Tan, To my right is the mic-master, MC Chan!!! Go on Chan, hit the beat-box!!…"

A distant sniper realized this would be the coolest headshot ever.

All Huong needed now was the Basketry Badge and his collection would be complete.

Although General Tao proved to be a horrible leader in battle, his soldiers allegiance never strayed because to quote one follower, "he make a mean bird!"

Whoa, hey, I only get TWO microphones? fuck this shit, I'm leaving