Craptions Classics December 04, 2007

"I don't like you, McClucken. You're a loose cannon, and you give the force a bad name. But, dammit, you get results."

Stretch

Other Craptions

I never loved you anyways!

Zadon

Run, O'Malley, run!!! All the forest in Alabama can't save you now!!! My father will be avenged!!!

dogico

His patronus was far from ethereal but it least it wouldn’t blow anyone’s head off.

mjohnson

Police budget cuts lead to the development of trained attack chickens

NeoRudeboy

Worst Pokemon ever.

rival

Freeze, motherclucker!

HappyRelease

Guess what? Chicken Butt

grafton

Chicken: "Don't tase me, bro!"

abend954

One after the other, Disney's movies began to decline in quality.

rival

"I'm innocent I tell you! The egg was here first!"

JayC

"Is that all you got?" taunted the ringleader. But Capt. Talon had seen the coop burned down, his friend murdered, he had slaughtered the culprits and bested their master... there had been enough killing for one day.

pizzamogul

Die Hard 5 failed to meet expectations.

nuro

All was going well for Constable Brown until his nerves got the best of him and he botched the "identify the horse" part of his promotion review.

fullandbye
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