Craptions Classics December 04, 2007

"I don't like you, McClucken. You're a loose cannon, and you give the force a bad name. But, dammit, you get results."

Stretch

Other Craptions

I never loved you anyways!

Zadon

Run, O'Malley, run!!! All the forest in Alabama can't save you now!!! My father will be avenged!!!

dogico

His patronus was far from ethereal but it least it wouldn’t blow anyone’s head off.

mjohnson

Police budget cuts lead to the development of trained attack chickens

NeoRudeboy

Worst Pokemon ever.

rival

Freeze, motherclucker!

HappyRelease

Chicken: "Don't tase me, bro!"

abend954

Guess what? Chicken Butt

grafton

One after the other, Disney's movies began to decline in quality.

rival

"Is that all you got?" taunted the ringleader. But Capt. Talon had seen the coop burned down, his friend murdered, he had slaughtered the culprits and bested their master... there had been enough killing for one day.

pizzamogul

"I'm innocent I tell you! The egg was here first!"

JayC

Die Hard 5 failed to meet expectations.

nuro

Go Go Gadget Cock!!! Dammit, not again!!!

leftybigguns
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