Other Craptions

I never loved you anyways!

Run, O'Malley, run!!! All the forest in Alabama can't save you now!!! My father will be avenged!!!

His patronus was far from ethereal but it least it wouldn’t blow anyone’s head off.

Police budget cuts lead to the development of trained attack chickens

Worst Pokemon ever.

Freeze, motherclucker!

Cock joke!

Chicken: "Don't tase me, bro!"

Guess what? Chicken Butt

One after the other, Disney's movies began to decline in quality.

"Is that all you got?" taunted the ringleader. But Capt. Talon had seen the coop burned down, his friend murdered, he had slaughtered the culprits and bested their master... there had been enough killing for one day.

"I'm innocent I tell you! The egg was here first!"

Die Hard 5 failed to meet expectations.

Go Go Gadget Cock!!! Dammit, not again!!!

All was going well for Constable Brown until his nerves got the best of him and he botched the "identify the horse" part of his promotion review.

Hehe, Hey look guys! A cock in a bush! Aren't i funny! Hey..... Guys?

The chicken is in the lead but the pig is only behind by a hair!

It had been a close call, but Nicole Brown's true killer managed to elude police again.

Policemen had to work their way up to more powerful animals when summoning beasts to aid them in their fight against crime.

Look! Its a chicken!

CHICKENDOOOOOOOKEN!!!!!

With a swift flick of the wrist Jhon shook the cock of his finger.

"Dont let that Fucker cross the road!"

He's wearing a backpack, and looks a bit foreign! Shoot him!

He had already had a cock in one hand, but he wanted more.

Yaaaah, it was me! And I'm glad I did it! Glad, see! But you'll never catch me copper. Yah. Yaaah!

When it was conclusively determined that chickens are not protected under the Geneva Convention, Bob took things a step too far.

Mmmmm.....Ham and eggs.

Stop Cock

"Look at the ass on that!"

Constable Mahoney pointed with all his might, but his finger wouldn't shoot the disrespectful chicken.

Life would move on, but Officer Thompson would never forget that sweet summer of beastiality.

Robert knew that the only way he was going to get his hands on those delicious chicken foetuses was to employ the classic "What's that behind you?" distraction technique. Poor Ol' Clucky fell for it every time.

Come back, you forgot your wig!

"Yeah that's right! Just walk away! What are you? Some sort of..... oh, well i guess you are"

i AM your father! ..... YOU CANT RUN AWAY FOREVER!!!!

I will take your mother out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again!

Officer Murphy's vision was declining but it never effected his determination.

Although he always kept an extra in reserve, Officer Peters' first cock-dart never missed its target.

Cock and Pig, the new TV drama of fighting crime in the US's worst farming communities.

Inspector Carlson could never understand why merely pointing at a suspect just wasn't good enough...

"Stop! Stop! My ring is in there!"

Hey! You wit' da face!

Iowa's police force pursue a suspect after receiving a domestic dispute complaint.

And if you tell anyone what I did to ya, I'll kill ya. Understand?

Jerry knew that once again he was being stopped for DWC...Driving While Chicken.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

I've got to find my own way, father. Even if it's not the path you would take.

Quick! Distract them while I stash the dope!