Other Craptions

There were some severe disadvantages in being a mercenary for the Muppet army.

And this is why, despite decades of trying, the Taiwanese military can't mount a successful rebellion against China.

Where as Smokey in North America advocates forest fire prevention, his Far East cousin is an ex-special force arsonist with gargantuan matchsticks.

Come on guys, quit "dragon" behind. Haha I've been waiting all day to say that. But seriously the emperor will kill me if we don't get these candles to his birthday party by five.

Nothing says "Army espionage" like dressing as a bear that's on fire.

The Cincinnati Bengals watched their Vietnamese fans' tribute video for all of forty seconds before throwing it in the trash.

Nobody in my family was sure how to deal with Dad's death.

North Korean Gynecologists take their job way to seriously.

The EXACT reason Japan dominated Asia during World War 2.

The Mummer Battalion was the most fearsome in the army.

Despite controversy in the United States, gays are openly accepted in foreign militias.

The "giant-Q-tip-wielding-camo-tiger" outfit was the big seller during this years Halloween in China. It has been compared to the overseen and overdone American counterpart: the "Johnny-Depp-kinda-gay-pirate" costume.

"Captain?" "What, Lieutenant?" "...never mind. Let's go."

"Who's the man? I'm the man. Oh yeah, I'm so gettin some poon tonight. Lock up your daughters cause ol' TNI-AQ is on the prowl tonight...."

"Join a band if you want to get chicks," his older brother told him. But six months after mistakenly joining the school marching band, little-brother Carlos was just as clueless and horny as ever.

The Vietnamese version of Monty Python's the Meaning of Life lost something in translation. Above: the famous Zulu War "where's my leg?" scene.

Seriously guys this is the new cammo? God I hope a war doesn’t break out!

San Francisco's SWAT teams had a decidedly unorthodox uniform.

Private Tni had his doubts about the effectiveness of the new Chinese camoflauge and weaponry.

Once the matches burnt out, there was nothing standing between the wildcat and Chang's ass.

Once Chen-Yu's matches burnt out, there was nothing to stand between the dragon and his ass.

Why are we scared of China again?

with the Japanese fire attack squad super, we will finally be able to fight fire with fire with those crazy car bombers

Some members of the Vatican, taking Jesus Day far too seriously, paid the price at Pismo Beach

THREATDOWN #1: Chinese BEARs infantry

There were some severe dsadvantages to being a mercenary for the Muppet Army.

There's really only one way to infiltrate China.

The military tactics of the Viet Cong have changed somewhat since the late 60s.

The Korean People's Army was renowned for its brutal training regimen

They didn't know exactly WHY they had to wear dragons' heads and carry large matches, but dammit, they were going to summon that level 70 Night Elf Mohawk!

The enemy wil never suspect that this brightly colored beast holding two sticks is anything but natural.

Though Korea's super-soldier clones were a success, the months of isolation and work had clearly driven the science division up the wall

The Chineese miltary's version of "Shock and Awe" was more shock than awe.

Once Chang's matches burnt out, there was nothing to stand between the dragon and his ass.

Obviously the most powerful aarm in the world!

China's version of Ronald McDonald was lost in translation.

Astrobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

As computer game graphics become more 'realistic' when Battlefield 3 is released (where you can now play the Taiwanese army), people begin to realise just how fucked the real world is.

Antonio said this outfit is a real chick magnet. I hope he wasn't just joshing me.

...and with that, Little Jimmy was sure to be the gayest flight controller in the entire U.S. Military!

"Shit, they see us! Either our bush camouflage has failed us...or our dragon camouflage has failed us. Or maybe it's these glow-sticks. We may never know."

"Just wait until the American Army sees us. They're gonna be soooo impressed."

"Join the army they said. You'll see new places, meet new people, get some discipline, they told me! I'm dressed as a fuckin tiger holding two panda cocks. This fuckin hurts"

"I'M HERE TO THROW DOWN!"

"I swear Sarge said to wear these instead of our helmets." "He hates us"

Despite efforts to replace the deceased Asian tigers at the Beijing Zoo with costumed Chinese Army soldiers, it just wasn't the same.

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Due to the chinese peoples lust for dogs and other exotic animals they had to improvise during the recent shortage

It may seem like impractical camouflage now, that is, until you see the fabled jungles of Asia that are spawned from the seeds of highlighters.