Other Craptions

"Actually, Fred, I *do* drive a Pontiac Aztek. Why do you ask?"

"Don't worry Hank, it's easy to drive. Just go pizza, french fries, pizza, french fries..."

Bollywood makes a movie about a spider that gets bitten by a radioactive teenager.

The only disadvantage of the Stealth Sea Y12, was that it stood out.

Redneck in the know will tell you that monster trucks are so last year

You're doing it wrong? Nah fuck it, nobody knows how to drive this thing. Nobody even knows what its for.

"Yeah, this is a bad ass boat, Marv. But, shit. Did you have to give it elf shoes??"

Boeing learned their lesson and George W. would never again be allowed to create his own Marine transport vehicle.

Let's see Dr. Quest and Race Bannon stop my giant water spider - HA HA HA!

Heavy testing is required for Shaquille O'Neal's skis.

Well, what would happen if you combined Wild Wild West with Waterworld...... a terrible fucking movie, that's what

Wild Wild West II.

The "security through obscurity" model didn't work out so well for the witness protection program.

Cloverfield Ad Campaign 07-12-01

Run for your lives! It's ArachPontoon... the most recent Decepticon to invade earth!!

Godammit Frank! Today is the day after yesterday, the Hudson hasn't frozen over yet!

While the mix up won little Jimmy, age 10, his schools science fair, it unfortunately cost his father his Navy engineering job when the "hydrojetlicopter" made its first public appearance.

"I have to wonder Frank, are you SURE P.Diddy can see us with this contraption?" "...are you kidding me? We just ran over his yacht."

"It works, it works! Now, let's go home and make something that prevents you from writing too many words in the 'Submit Craption' box."

"They're laughing with me Honey, WITH me!"

Row Row Row your boat...

Doc Oc mu ass! Let's see Spidey take this fucker on!

Don't ask, don't tell for life foo...

This sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need. If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

So... Where the hell is James Bond?

Ashamed they ever agreed to it, Micheal Caine and Mario Van Peebles flee the set of Jaws 4: The Bitening

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'PLONK'.. Hey uhh Jerry whats that creaking sound. "huh? oh dont worry its probl... hmm wait a sec OH SHIT where the hells the middle of the boat gone.

Doc Oc my ass! Let's see Spidey take this fucker on!

Who knew people would make great key, aaa, baloon chains!

"Now, Mr. Bond, just try to outrun my SpiderCraft(tm)! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Bond's gadgets haven't been as cool since Q retired.

the rest of these craptions are lame

Are we over the deep part yet? I wanna drop the pod this time. So much for that butt-wipe who shopped my job overseas!

Just before leaving for the parade Tina asks her sister, "does this shirt make my face look big?"

Aladdin was blown away with the fact that his shoes could float! www.NeilsNotes.com

At last! Our delivery system for Spider-Goat is complete!

Arriving At His New Yacht Party in Style, Diddy Rolled Up In His Pimped Out "Canoe-Spider". Serveral Women Were Later Loored On Board, And Forced Into Sodomy, and Graphic Oral Sex.

When are they going to cancel "Happy Days" already?

Japanese scientists have confirmed: Attempts to make the fanny pack less gay have failed.

The navy announced the launching of the new "Arachniski Fighting Vessel." One young seaman was quoted, "Do? Doesn't do anything, it just looks cool!!"

The Crusing Cuban Picker upper being depolyed to Miami . . . . Simply cruise over a life-raft or dresser (which ever comes first) and the misfits are picked up and brought back

Spider-Boat, Spider-Boat, Does however the spiders float, Can it sink, into the depths, Fuck, no, it's a raft, Look out, here comes the Spider-Boat!

deleted scene from the movie "wild wild west"

-"roflroflrofllolololol111" -"lmaolmaolmaolololololo geh"

Although Sally tried she couldn't capture the last Oompa Loompa fleeing the factory.

It's time for Jack Bauer to foil the evil terroristic plans of the terrorists in their new speeding terrorist aquatic vehicle. Really, this is a matter of National Security.

"well if batman had the bnatmobile then i can have the spidermobile" Peter Parker aka Spiderman

"And how is this 40-million-dollar project going to help us restore order in Iraq?"