Other Craptions

Charlie Brown's war with the kite eating tree extended through his teenage years...

Yogi became more and more inventive when taking pickernic baskets.

Tom knew there were easier ways to get his T-shirt off but he just couldnt think of any at the moment

"Sam Fisher, you come down from there this instance and have a normal vacation like everybody else!"

"Julie, I need your opinion; do these shorts make my legs look an inhuman shade of orange?"

In Russia picnic basket eats you!

The Wizard of Oz's progeny was twice as incompentent.

Ted's lasso skills, while impressive, were often getting him into trouble.

This is what happens when pinatas get pissed off.

This was the third botfriend she had lost to that evil floating basket!

First, it took her parents. Then it took her sister. But Laura was gonna be God damned if the floating picnic basket was taking her boyfriend too...

The new and improved Ab-King pro

A new and more extreme version of the little red riding hood, i call it: the big-ass flying camo-shorts

"Jeremy, it's time you learned the truth. I am your father." "Really? Well, that explains my face and legs. And now that I think about it, the flying.

George of the Jungle had a cousin, Fred of the Sky, who also had a problem with trees.

Newport Maine’s Tim Higgins has recently overcome his fear of heights to only become face to face with this even bigger fear of… women.

"OK Dammit! I'll take a hike with you, but I am NOT getting my brand new Skechers dirty..."

FLY FATASS FLY!!!

Bungie jumping in alabama is crap!

Think your invisible elephant is parked safely? Think again.

Daniel's plan to create the world's greatest rope swing soon went awry.

When you somehow manage to get a 300-pound picnic basket stuck in a tree, it takes more than a stick to get it back down again.

The 180th Armored Balloon Brigade's recent losses in the Great War led for a marked reduction in training and intelligence of troops. Pictured here is Vice-Admiral Anastasio Grey clinging desperately to his flagship.

When I get my hands on you, Dorothy, I'm so going kick your ass!

When presented with his new "basket on a stick" Trevor literally jumped for joy.

As she watched her brother being lifted into the air, possibly to his doom, Janet decided the most effective way she could help, was to run around in circles screaming "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Only after take off did Cletus realize that not spending the extra five dollars for a first class upgrade was a mistake.

Look ma! Its a hot air baboon!

Jonathan was determined to bring to biggest kite that Sunday afternoon. To bring more rope as well would have been wise.

Rachel tried to stop the legion of basket people taking Brian's t-shirt with a lassoo. The basket people prevailed.

HONEY! QUICK! GRAB ON TO MY MUFFIN TOPS!!!

"Finally," thought the hot air balloon, "now YOU can be the passenger!"

Though it is not widely known, the munchkins tried to stop the wizard from leaving the magical land of Oz. Unfortunately for them, munchkins don't weigh enough to keep hot air balloons from flying.

John's grand escape form his latest breakup didn't go all as planned.

Alan would catch that Thwomp no matter WHAT his little sister said.

Sigh... When will flamboyant, ageing homosexual men ever realise that no, they are not "red hot", and that no, we don't "want a piece of them". The crowd was discussed to think that a flamboyant, ageing homosexual with serible palsy would even con

Secret Reason #54 women have it better than men: A good woman is hard to find, while available, attractive, quality men literally grow on trees... Also, there's a basket...

Run, Dorothy!

Remembering he left his Tom Arnold stand up tickets in the basket, Jeff leaped onto the air ballon and waited for the beast to tire of it's devil flight, he spent $12 on those tickets and Jeff never loses money....

You'd think he would know how to stay on a ski lift.

Who knew people made cool key/ballon-chains! I should have got one sooner!

Puzzled over the concept of "Eating a Box Lunch" the Nodrah brothers plan was doomed to failure.

Who knew people would make great key, aaa, baloon chains!

Proof that rope climbing is not that good of an excersise

Poor Billie left his grandmother in the basket after promising to his mom to take care of her.

Willy Wonka spent his later years running from Augustus Gloop and Violet Beauregarde.

Peter pan may have grown up but he never gave up his love of flying!

Some people doubted whether the cheerleaders' new technique of spelling "YA" was worth it.

Stop him McLovin!