Other Craptions

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO GOAT!

"Goats can eat anything Timmy." "Could one eat my head?" "Why don't you find out?"

Back in Narnia, the Pevensie children pay a visit to Mr. Tumnus's disreputable brother Larry, who was doing 2 to 4 years for trying to hump Mr. Beaver.

Vladimir Dracul took to impalement from a young age.

Ok, lets see what we got here... Goat's Head? Check Hanging Gutted Dear? Check Dead Firstborn Son? Check Ok, lets get this ritual started!

Recorded as a day of enlightenment, little George Bush had finally found his mentor for life.

Yes, Satan?

The World Series of Interspecies Staring Contests only got limited coverage on the virtually unknown ESPN 10.

''Cricky! We've got a live'one over'ere!'' Little Steve shouted.

The wise goat sense merely closed his eyes and grinned. He had bested his student yet again, but the margin was narrow... How much longer could he continue?

Plan B ripped off the funny centaur one from a while back! Don't vote for it!

Browngoat hung her head in defeat. She knew love when she saw it.

Goat: What are you lookin' at? Boy: Mutton.

Little Billy took special interest in the kill floor of the hot dog factory

I can haz goatburger?

"Wow, a real life Ram! This will probably increase my speed by 60%, as well as give me +400 to my cool skill! Now I'll show those level 70s I'm not a newb."

Welcome to Thunderdome, human.

Who you calling a butt head?

The son of the devil looks in wonder of this fathers presents.

Deprived of the story about the birds and the bees, young Ennis Del Mar learned about sex from a more... farm-animal single-gender voyeuristic point of view.

He's got lipstick like mommy.

A young Alfred Winchester (Bottom-Right), after countless taunts by peers and family, begins to thoroughly inspect the Goat said to be his mother (Top-left). It is unclear what he is looking for. Full story tonight at eleven.

Lenny Bruce was not afraid.

I want a ouija board, and a tarot deck, and a crystal, ... Are you sure it's December 21st? Everybody else says it's the 25th!

It was now down to just two finalists for the new Roman Catholic mascot.

Noah was actually much younger than imagined when he was charged with his mission from God.

Oh, for the love of... BILLY! What have I told you about trying to feed your little brother to Satan, the Lord of Lies?

I can see your doodle!

Killing all of the animals did lower the upkeep costs, but it was both too little and too late, and the petting zoo closed for the last time later that year.

Tell me human, do you know how goat-centaurs are made?

Is it a child gazing upon a trophy ram's head, or a ram gazing upton a trophy child head?

Master card thrower, Buddy "OneEye" Jones claims another victim.

GOAT.

Even though he always cherished those trips with his father, Danny always wondered why they had to sneak on to Mr. McReady's farm to go hunting for deer.

It was love at first sight ... as so begins the story of the first interspecies marriage in the US after the liberals got elected

Billy knows the trick to getting a goat to teabag him is getting down there without tickling his beard.

When will I grow a long beard like you, Papa?

When buying a new wall mounted goat head for the childs bedroom, always be sure they eyes dont follow the child when it moves.

Alex took one last peek to make sure the goat was still asleep. In an few moments his actions would create a new urban legend and he would be posthumously remembered for launching the short-lived fad of 'Goat Tipping'.

"Oh hai wuts goin on in dis stable?"

"Ah, FUCK! Here comes that kid again..." "PRETEND TO BE ASLEEP!"

Even in the early phases of his desensitization training, Timmy's glassy, disinterested gaze showed promise. Someday, his masters hoped, Timmy would become the psychologically detached human weapon that they required.

Amish Institute of Technology student Mordecai Schulman labors over his final project in the goat mechanics program.

"Fluid change, rotate and balance, maybe a lube job... looks like the undercarriage is ok. That's gonna be the standard $39.99 service, Mrs. Jones."

When you get this nifty ear tag you can leave and come back to the human petting zoo anytime.

Well, little boy, your parents tell me you've been baaaaaaaad....

When Old McDOnald turned his back, the kid took an axe and with a whack whack here and a whack whack there, he finished off the goat.

The Kindergarten's day trip to the farm just ain't what it used to be

OK OK OK, make some room for me on the monkey bars