Other Craptions

An Oreo magnified 1000 times.

Gentlemen, prepare for the biggest Spy vs. Spy comic ever!

No Flags, they said. But there's always one fucker who has to stand out...

They all don't look alike, my ass.

The lineups for bathrooms are extremely long in Japan, making the segregation all the more noticeable.

"No, no," Dr. Chang said, "back in China there was a lot of room for individualism. I don't know where you Americans get these ideas."

China rolls out its plan to distinguish their women from men.

The bankers taunted the Klansmen with cries of "sheet for brains." The Klansmen couldn't think of a good comeback, even though they knew there was something fundamentally wrong about bankers.

Japan has a historic blood feud few know about: Businessmen vs nurses. Both sides are too afraid to strike the first blow however, and they usually just assemble in large groups and pretend not to notice one another. Hilarity ensues.

So that's black and white and red all over!

Hi Big Great Leader, I am woman 514 and I heard Woman 517 clearly say to woman 518: Where do babies come from? Please execute.

Not one of the guys had the balls to ask one of the women to dance. www.NeilsNotes.com

No one wore underwear at Spencer Tunick's funeral.

Spy vs. Spy graduation and nemisis initiation day was a raving success.

while the human chess game had been a complete success, the organizers had to admit that human go just wasn't working out as well

"I get to hold the flag! I'm so awesome!"

Close up view of a Yin Yang symbol.

All was going well during the Sun Myung Moon marriage ceremony, until he said "you may kiss the bride".

With arms tired and fingers cramping, Lin Ho wished she had just let them sew that scarlet letter on her damn shirt.

Survey indicates: Segregation in the US is still a problem. www.NeilsNotes.com

I have a dream...

John was so embarrassed when he realized "Bring your flag to work day" was tomorrow.

China's take on racism

McEnroe's first serve.

Yes sir, we've tried to infiltrate our best men in the cook's protest to root out the leaders. However, there may be a small problem.

I get the Agent Smith thing..., but how do they think they're gonna fit the Virgin Mary into the plot?

So, even in Asia, blacks are in the minority

Hey dude, check out that chick over there. Yeah, the one in the white dress. I'd totally do her.

Japan was desperately trying to prove that with everyone's powers combined, they could finally have peripheral vision.

Once filming ended for "sexy nurses 17:three chinks per dick", everyone quietly got dressed and went about their business as usual.

My 15 minutes of fame (row 7; seat 9 - yo ucan tell because my lipstick is a shade brighter)

Shooting wraps up on the latest chinese remake of a Hollywood classic, "Seven thousand brides for seven thousand brothers".

Segregation is a bitch.

My 15 minutes of fame (row 7, seat 9 - the one with the white cap on)

Red flag marks the target for tactical nuclear weapon.

I thought dressing up as a cook for the masquerade would be original.

Ok, now try to remember, we parked our nurse in the Flingpangun lot. Last time it two hours to find her.

Once they'd found a concert hall big enough, the first performance by the Guinness Choir went without a hitch.

See Ron, that's why they are called minorities...

ONE! Singular insurrection. Every protest that we make.

racism has not left us...

PENIS!

Micheal Richards' wet dream.

So this is Al Qaeda elementary education... I get it now!

The one without a shirt has tiny nuts.

There are only 100 priests certified by the goverment to saction marriages in china. you should see the Buffet line at the reception.

THIS IS ASIA!

THIS is Chinese Idol!

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