Other Craptions

One does not simply WALK into Mordor... one must first pass the BAR exam!

"I went to Harvard, where did you go?" "A goddamn cave bitch."

Only one of you will become the new Batman...

"Yeah, well, when I was your age..." "Shut up, Grandpa."

"I get the feeling Miss Frizzle isn't coming back for us."

Then all of a sudden the class was teleported to a mystical, fantastic and dangerous land. But they were not afraid, for between them, they had over 482 days world of warcraft experience.

The indignity of studying within a cavern notwithstanding, Julie and Thomas couldn't understand why their desk was inconveniently shorter than everyone else's.

"Why" do I make you walk 4 miles?? Because the acoustics here a fucking FANTASTIC!

No Child Left Behind hits West Virginia at just the right time.

Korea's School of Rock.

This is what Americans think Korean schools are like. Oddly enough, this is also what Koreans think American schools are like.

Let's rehears the "We are your lunch" song one more time before the monster gets back home.

Teach... your children well, And what the hell - under power lines And show basket weaving Because you picked the cave that's nearby.

You know what this classroom needs? One of those motivational posters.....oh, and some walls.

Not having read "Three Little Pigs," the village engineers decided to build the school walls out of straw.

Thinking outside the box had never been easier...

We wish that Oprah were concerned with our education. I heard that school in Africa has WALLS!!!

Hollywood studios outmanouver the screenwriters on strike with an unexpected plan...

Shortly after the Animator suffered a heart attack, replacements were quickly shipped in to resurrect the Black Beast of Aaaaauuuugggggghhh.

So this is the Batcave. It's impressive. I need to go to the Batroom.

Stop worrying about the stalactites and pay attention to teacher!

Yet again, No Child Left Behind somehow managed to leave behind entire classrooms.

Mr. Ying then decided that the magician would never again be invited to his class. Ever.

And now we begin our first lesson "How to look for Bin Laden."

"Oh look Jin, new carpet!" "Gosh we're lucky to live in North Korea Kyong Pang!"

So cave men were smart??? Fuck, we were WAY off.

Mr. Ying then decided that the magician would never be invited back to the classroom.

Yes its cold, yes its damp, and yes it smells. You can all thank Johny for this. He's the one who thought fertilizer, matches, and deisel fuel was a great idea for show and tell.

There was only one topic at the board meeting that day: What can we do at at Wal-Mart to improve or image?

The kids rolled their eyes as dad told them again how, when he was their age, he had to walk 10 miles in the snow, climb a mountain, and have class in a freezing cave... and he was thankful!

The Batman School for cave-dwellers.

Rock? check. Paper? check. Scissors? aww... damnit!

Terrorist training camp found!

During the filming of Apocalypto 2: The School Years, Mel Gibson told reporters, "I'll see you at the Oscars."

Deep beneath the Earth's crust. Molemen study for their SAT's.

During the filming of Apocalypto 2: The School Years, Mel Gibson told reporters: "I'll see you at the Oscars."

Creating an underground village, the terrorists try and interact with the hopeful youth...

America stopped caring about the education system once they realized how shitty Korea's was or atleast that was the excuse they used.

Hollywood secretly gets around the Writers' strike by employing one of America's greatest talents... outsourcing!

Bruce Wayne takes up teaching...

How to be a meglomaniac supervillain 101

Are you telling me that not ONE of you can tell me the name of the most gifted military tactician in American history?

And who, children, is the cobra commander? Very good.

A faculty prank involving coffee, laxatives and chilli powder led to the creation of the new game 'Avoid the Superintendent'.

The tribe's stubborn reliance on Rock led to the "Great Paper Massacre of 1983P

The teacher yelled "duck and cover!" just before the American bombs were released on the suspected Al Qaeda compound.

After being told the school was obliterated without harming anyone inside it, Bin Laden lost interest in buying Neutron Bombs from Poland.

The School of Rock.

The real story of the invention of the wheel: Chinese kids.