Craptions Classics November 26, 2007

Standing in a line Touching my head and nipples I am white like you

JamesBarlow

Other Craptions

The asians have yet to completely grasp the concept of a wet tshirt contest.

yomamma

The year 2125: Women have become extinct, so men improvise.

benfoffenbock

"A ter yu warra wah, warra rery rery wah, so ter me wah yu wah wah yu rery rery wah. Warra rery rery wah is a ziga zig ah!"

Worzel

This is what the Burger Kings thinks of when he jerks himself!

Samantha

Having exhausted almost every other form of pornography, the Japanese try something new.

Tommykickass

Japan's attempt at cost efficient plastic surgery, five dollar boob jobs and face lifts!

slinkywrinkle

Participants of the recent Tokyo Star Trek convention participate in the popular "feel a woman for the first time" amusement booth.

MenDAKE

Japanese Roulette...one of them is a man.

MyersGuy

Japan unveiled their new program to scare children gay.

Punkrawkchris

Wake me when the cardboard cut-out tentacles show up, will you?

DoctorX

No, the outfit doesn't change things. It's still pedophilia.

Sai_Skunk

By 2011 Asia's biggest export will be Craption photos.

planB

The rarely seen pre-airbrushed version of this month's Playboy layout.

agentsmythe

At the Girls You've Been Chatting With Online Expo '07.

JabberBody
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