Other Craptions

The asians have yet to completely grasp the concept of a wet tshirt contest.

The year 2125: Women have become extinct, so men improvise.

"A ter yu warra wah, warra rery rery wah, so ter me wah yu wah wah yu rery rery wah. Warra rery rery wah is a ziga zig ah!"

This is what the Burger Kings thinks of when he jerks himself!

Having exhausted almost every other form of pornography, the Japanese try something new.

Japan's attempt at cost efficient plastic surgery, five dollar boob jobs and face lifts!

Participants of the recent Tokyo Star Trek convention participate in the popular "feel a woman for the first time" amusement booth.

Japanese Roulette...one of them is a man.

Japan unveiled their new program to scare children gay.

Wake me when the cardboard cut-out tentacles show up, will you?

No, the outfit doesn't change things. It's still pedophilia.

By 2011 Asia's biggest export will be Craption photos.

The rarely seen pre-airbrushed version of this month's Playboy layout.

At the Girls You've Been Chatting With Online Expo '07.

If all goes well this week, next week we get styrofoam vaginas.

The Japanese are very consistent. You not only wonder what they're saying, you wonder WTF they're doing!

In the light of how they portray us, maybe we can be relieved of some of our guilt from Disney's depictions of Asians.

True Fact: 72.8% of all really weird photos on the internet are from Japan.

With the demand for CGI cartoons increasing in Japan, it became harder and harder for guys to meet their favorite animated porn stars in person.

A disappointing preview of the long-awaited sequel to The Fly

Everyone knew the day might come when the Japanese would discover the macarena for themselves. But no one could have anticipated this...

Hey, I loved Grim Fandango too, but not enough to LARP it!

What happens in Vegas, better stay in Vegas

Seeeecret Asian Man, Secret Asian Man, we're giving you some fake boobs, and taking away your pride

Roadwork fluro's really are the new black!!

With old age and massive sugar intake damage, their bodies had to be hidden. But how do we make the Fanta women sexy again? How?

now, three of these people are actually men, and you sir, gotta pick one.

Next week in the Dr. Phil House: Paper-Faced Bitches! More at: www.NeilsNotes.com

Michael Jackson's secret adopted children

The enlarging machine had worked. Unfortunately Robert had the beam set on high...

The translation of the Macarena hadn't exactly gone well...

Team Vixen's undercover techniques left something to be desired.

Thats what she said.

There is a subtle art to cosplay - some people have it, others do not.

The only way D&D fans can touch a woman's breast!

The new, Improved, Guess who.

bluetooth underwwear?

The Japenese version of "The Facts of Life".

Though not quite as well-known as penis-envy, breast envy is on the rise.

Tonight, on crimewatch, an appeal to help us catch a brutal muderer. Do you recognise any of these women? (actors have been used to protect privacy)

The artists had revolted and lost. Now they would die most horrifying deaths. While wearing the faces of their loved ones, they would be shot. The bullet would pierce the art they poured their hearts into, and then the bullets would pierce their hear

tttttppppppt

What the E3 booth girls would have looked like in 2008.

Me so horny...me sucky suck suck...me also have degree in electronical engineering and will eventually use this degree to won your western ass...suck suck

Look at mee I am Gaijin I have big Boobee

Japanese strippers try to bypass Japanese laws while still being sexy enough to make a buck. Mission accomplished!

Finally, those perverse business men who growl “don’t look at me” can have their cake and eat it too.

Extreme Makeover: Cheap Edition

"...This is for fighting, this is for fun!"