Craptions Classics November 25, 2007

Janice had left herself wide open. The q-tip army saw their chance and struck with horrible precision.

JonMW

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Go go gadget..WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

Dire_Ria

It was at this point that Glenda realised that the word "Elephant" on her tampons, had not been the brand name.

caractacus

Suddenly, I have no interest in saving the cheerleader OR the world.

DoctorX

Although popular in Japan, Chun Li's lesser-known technique, Spinning Auto Penis, never made it into the US version of Street Fighter.

lprkn

Forget the gyrating Q-tip for just a second. How the hell is she standing like that? This bitch has talent.

cheesemonster

Somebody's been doing their kegels.

JamesBarlow

Suddenly a helicopter emerged from Audrey's vagina. The missing expedition team had returned after 6 years. What stories would they bring? What tales would they share? Only time would tell.

Punkrawkchris

Determind to be number one in tri-county baton twirling competions, Kathi comes up with a big BOLD finish to her routine.

abend954

From that day on, the men of Saudi Arabia kept their f**king hands to themselves.

fiatboomer

Novelty car jack causes controversy.

jic

CAUTION: Q-Tips should only be used to clean OUTSIDE part of the ear.

Kalikali

Even after seeing so many other artists' interpretation of life through dance, Deloris's rendition of "The Life of a Doorstop" still managed to give them something they had never seen before.

themessenger

Ping pong balls? Weak. I can play badmitton with mine.

IrishTerror

At the worst possible moment, Martha's self-cleaning tampon malfunctioned.

Monkfishy
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