Other Craptions

Go go gadget..WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

It was at this point that Glenda realised that the word "Elephant" on her tampons, had not been the brand name.

Suddenly, I have no interest in saving the cheerleader OR the world.

Although popular in Japan, Chun Li's lesser-known technique, Spinning Auto Penis, never made it into the US version of Street Fighter.

Forget the gyrating Q-tip for just a second. How the hell is she standing like that? This bitch has talent.

Somebody's been doing their kegels.

Suddenly a helicopter emerged from Audrey's vagina. The missing expedition team had returned after 6 years. What stories would they bring? What tales would they share? Only time would tell.

Determind to be number one in tri-county baton twirling competions, Kathi comes up with a big BOLD finish to her routine.

From that day on, the men of Saudi Arabia kept their f**king hands to themselves.

Novelty car jack causes controversy.

CAUTION: Q-Tips should only be used to clean OUTSIDE part of the ear.

Even after seeing so many other artists' interpretation of life through dance, Deloris's rendition of "The Life of a Doorstop" still managed to give them something they had never seen before.

Ping pong balls? Weak. I can play badmitton with mine.

At the worst possible moment, Martha's self-cleaning tampon malfunctioned.

MANwsers: slow otion replay of a gymnast reveals for the first time the hidden mechanical leveler that allows gymnasts to split.

Thanks to advanced methods of photopraghy, we are now able to see the soundwaves given off by a screaming leotard.

It was at that moment that MaxEpad, Hasbro’s newest transformer designed to appeal to girls, sprang into action. That’s when the screaming began.

Half way through her routine Ming Wi assured herself victory by shooting her 8 rivals with the giant sperm gun hidden in her vagina. There were no survivors.

With Photoshop 22.0 you can do more!

Introducing the WiiMote hands free edition. (Comes bundled with Prison Break, the Game.)

...and then the cop said "Yeah, right, voodoo dildo may ass!"

Q-Tips move into viral marketing. Sales spike by nearly 400%.

The unicorn struggled furiously to escape, the front of her gleaming white horn still disfigured by the unpleasant encounter with Sandy's vagina. It was one hell of a night.

Sandy would have gone far in the talent show, but she couldn't get into position without kicking the drum away.

MYTH BUSTED!!!

Go, go gadget..WHAT THE FUCK?!?

Step 3: PROFIT

One time at band camp...

SOILED GREEN CURTAIN IS PEOPLE!

It's lonely at the top for 9 times world champion double dildoing Mary Quarihantas.

oh wait, I get it, she's spinning it with her other hand.

All new Always Slender Ultra Mini Unscented Maxi w/ Wings. And Juggling Sticks.

The Vagina cleaning robot saw it's oppurtunity to escape, sadly the vagina clenched too tight.

Q-Tips move into viral marketing.

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I don't care how you present a joystick, video games will never be considered true art. -- Roger Ebert

The tampon family saw it was the moment, they knew their escape would have to be now, or never.

Get ready for some of the wildest, craziest, sexiest girls you've ever seen in American Gladiators Gone Wild!

The Pendulum Clock Routine was popular with the judges for more than one reason.

Rhonda desperately tried to find something new for the bedroom... hoping to intrigue her partner, Susan.

The New Jersey T-Ball team suffered it's worst defeat yet earlier this year...

The marketing group's "The Many Uses of the Q-Tip" campaign was eventually rejected by Q-Tip executives.

thwappida, thwappida, thwappida, thwappida, thwappida, thwappidda...

and then her spastic penis popped out. surprisingly the reception was better

... and then one of the judges said "Yeah, right, voodoo dildo my ass!"

This was the last time Tina would practice her gymnastics so close to the circus jugglers.

tonight on fox: WHEN TAMPONS ATTACK.

Ever unique, the students of Chernobyl High drew large crowds for practically all their activities.

Erin bares her soul to the world.