As the elephant distract the female with his mating calls, the water buffalo hacks into the office's network.
Contestants mumbled in disgust as Jenny's doormat costume was proclaimed the winner.
The only thing she couldn't make out of wicker? A loving husband and some kids.
"Damn it, Noah! I said 'build an ark out of gopher wood and bring the animals in two by two.' What the hell is this?"
Getting the models to hold still while she wove these was a bit of a bitch.
Hey, Pier 1! Do you guys have any giant crap made out of straw? Yeah, I'll take two.
The debate over cloning ended when every top geneticist was hired by Linens & Things.
Having learned from the best, Jun Woodall used the skin of one of the dead animals to camoflage herself and easily blended in with the wicker herd.
Whenever Ms. Honeybell told the class they would be making macaroni art, Mitsuki got very, very excited.
It's not well known that God made mockups before his final creations. Eve was quite a problem. This model had a wicker access plate to allow adjustments.
Unfortunately, the steer's plug sparked and it caught fire. A few days later, the elephant threw itself into a wood chipper, unable to take the loss.
The Trojan War Recreation Society had two problems - not enough funds and too much creative license.
Step 3: PROFIT
obviously Chun's "wicker room of seduction" seemed like the least popular room at the swingers party, but if you only knew why that steer was plugged in you would think otherwise.