Other Craptions

Contestants mumbled in disgust as Jenny's doormat costume was proclaimed the winner.

The only thing she couldn't make out of wicker? A loving husband and some kids.

"Damn it, Noah! I said 'build an ark out of gopher wood and bring the animals in two by two.' What the hell is this?"

Getting the models to hold still while she wove these was a bit of a bitch.

Hey, Pier 1! Do you guys have any giant crap made out of straw? Yeah, I'll take two.

The debate over cloning ended when every top geneticist was hired by Linens & Things.

Having learned from the best, Jun Woodall used the skin of one of the dead animals to camoflage herself and easily blended in with the wicker herd.

Whenever Ms. Honeybell told the class they would be making macaroni art, Mitsuki got very, very excited.

It's not well known that God made mockups before his final creations. Eve was quite a problem. This model had a wicker access plate to allow adjustments.

Unfortunately, the steer's plug sparked and it caught fire. A few days later, the elephant threw itself into a wood chipper, unable to take the loss.

ASIA.

The Trojan War Recreation Society had two problems - not enough funds and too much creative license.

Step 3: PROFIT

obviously Chun's "wicker room of seduction" seemed like the least popular room at the swingers party, but if you only knew why that steer was plugged in you would think otherwise.

An elephant andawater buffalo posewith their sculpture of a human woman. Their only dissatisfaction with their work is that the face doesn't look lifelike enough.

She smiled just before the rest of the straw stampede burst through the window and crushed her!

Scientists have finally developed Free Range wicker.

Only Japan would fuck up an how elephant should look.

Once again, Jenny was beaten out by the porn industry in the bi-annual "weird shit from Asia contest."

Jenny nervously smiled at the camera to present her giant pinyatas, but in her mind, she suddenly realised where her 4 year old son was...

Our animal carrying cases are 100% waterproof and come with a 1 year warranty!

No one thought baton was that great of a talent, until they realized that she did it with her vagina.

The latest example of Japan cashing in on mediocre american movies. Wicker Elephant and sequel Wicker Water Buffalo

you like? i make also iphone for you cheap.

Worst zoo EVER!

Women: I am so proud of my hand woven animal art, this one I call "The Buffalo" and this I call "The Elephant". Interviewer: What's the one your holding? Women: This is my best piece, I call it "Roadkill"

Wicker Please!!

When the trees where chopped down, the wooden animals' food source was gone, so they took refuge in pier 1.

What did you expect from mating a wicker elephant with a wicker cow? Sophie Marceau?

Suzette had gone to extreme measures ever since the doctor told her she was unable to have her own beasts of burden

Unfortunately, the steer's plug sparked and it caught fire. A few days later, the elephant threw itself into a wood chipper, unable to take the loss. Miss Wynn was discovered several days later dead from blood loss, after trying to make herself a c

Though it may seem to be a quaint little picture, what you don't see is the slaughtered cow- the cow that was skinned by Ms. Lin in order to make her own wicker coat.

Mrs. Lin has always gone to great lengths to hide her pop belly.

Molly was sure that nobody would notice what she had done to all the lobby chairs.

"And now for the finishing touch! You, my dear wicker elephant, will be the male."

Apparently instead of Noah's ark, they just made the animals out of wood........ Go Figure!!!

anyone notice the guy pulling up his zipper? ^^

After reading a translation of the Aeneid, the Chinese military designers reveal their newest secret weapon for the invasion of Taiwan

A disappointing preview of the long-awaited sequel to The Fly

A disappointing preview into next summer's long-awaited sequel "The Fly 2."

"Noah made the ark out of wood??"

"I know a hatchet is the only thing that will work, but do you think it's safe to blindfold the kids?"

"I know a hatchet is the only thing that will bust these suckers open, but do you think it's safe to blindfold the kids?"

"Dude, I sorta feel bad, I mean, she was right behind me, but I couldn't hold it any more" "Hahaha! Look at her! I don't even think she notices!"

At least Tammy was right about one thing this Boss's Day, Frank was "very surprised!"

beth was not smiling 5 minutes later when the police found the dead bodys hiding in the wicker statues.

Mary had meant to type, "Come in a wicked costume" but a typo in the invitation had made the costume party much more interesting.

Lynn froze as the lights flicked on. They had caught her... She knew the Family Furniture manager would never again letter let her work the nightshift.

JunLei read Pinocchio one too many times and her wishes for real beasts of burden would sadly go unfulfilled