Craptions Classics November 23, 2007

Micheal Bay's version of Godzilla left studio executives questioning where the $40 million budget went.

Worzel

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And so this was it. Chico's final attempt at winning Snowball's paw in marriage. If this didn't work then fuck it, the bitch wasn't worth it...

cheeseypeas

The Celestial Dragon's visit to Earth was underwhelming.

DarkDecapodian

Due to cutbacks the Taco Bell chihuahua was forced to take a job at Geico.

slinkywrinkle

Neo and Mr. Anderson seen in a showdown shortly after the Matrix's experimental upgrade to Windows Vista.

MenDAKE

Caucasians dressing Chinese brought a poodle, Mexicans in jeans brought a rat, but Jeremy knew that his dragon-dog would rule the playground today.

landmine76

At first Mary Anne Goldberg was afraid that she would look silly dressing Chinese. Mister Ruffles assuaged those fears.

landmine76

Yeah, he wears the dragon suit whenever we go to Korean restaurants. It makes him look stupid as hell but I don't blame him.

Matt

This years I am dumber looking than my dog convention is brought to you by Emoticons, "making people friendless since 1999"

aslan

A scene from the first and only episode of the new MTV reality show "Pimp My Poodle"

Schultzy

Mmmmmm... Forget that skinny hairball, I think I just spotted our new main course.

crackerpacker

"Don't be afraid Princess Muffin, this dragon is not dangerous it is only retarded. Now, let us go holding this umbrella makes me feel silly."

themessenger

And so this was it. Chico's last attempt at winning Snowball's paw in marriage. If this didn' work then fuck it, the bitch wasn't worth it...

cheeseypeas

Dr. Wang studied with interest how her theory on the blindness of lizards during the mating period was being hashly proven on a very distraught Toby.

TopperHarley

Next on "People Make Animals Do th Stupidest Things"...

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