Other Craptions

And so this was it. Chico's final attempt at winning Snowball's paw in marriage. If this didn't work then fuck it, the bitch wasn't worth it...

The Celestial Dragon's visit to Earth was underwhelming.

Due to cutbacks the Taco Bell chihuahua was forced to take a job at Geico.

Neo and Mr. Anderson seen in a showdown shortly after the Matrix's experimental upgrade to Windows Vista.

Caucasians dressing Chinese brought a poodle, Mexicans in jeans brought a rat, but Jeremy knew that his dragon-dog would rule the playground today.

At first Mary Anne Goldberg was afraid that she would look silly dressing Chinese. Mister Ruffles assuaged those fears.

Yeah, he wears the dragon suit whenever we go to Korean restaurants. It makes him look stupid as hell but I don't blame him.

This years I am dumber looking than my dog convention is brought to you by Emoticons, "making people friendless since 1999"

A scene from the first and only episode of the new MTV reality show "Pimp My Poodle"

Mmmmmm... Forget that skinny hairball, I think I just spotted our new main course.

"Don't be afraid Princess Muffin, this dragon is not dangerous it is only retarded. Now, let us go holding this umbrella makes me feel silly."

And so this was it. Chico's last attempt at winning Snowball's paw in marriage. If this didn' work then fuck it, the bitch wasn't worth it...

Dr. Wang studied with interest how her theory on the blindness of lizards during the mating period was being hashly proven on a very distraught Toby.

Next on "People Make Animals Do th Stupidest Things"...

Nicka i aint japanese. You don't scare sheet.

Quick, Snowbell, jump down! They're onto us!

Miyazaki's foray into live action film; "Princess Cankle and the fluffy Dragon" met mixed reviews upon its release

Sally had been confident that their Geisha costumes were a shoo-in to win the Owner/Dog Look-Alike contest at the Westminster Kennel Club; until she spied Bob and his mighty Lizard-Chihuahua.

see, this is why i didnt go to a liberal arts college

Seeing how impressed the ladies were with how he had dressed up his dog, Mike felt a pang of regret over not having the fire-breathing apparatus installed.

That cute Taco-Bell Chihuahua, like so many child stars before him, found himself working a dead end job at a japanese amusement park.

why not ??? lots of japanese people wear levi's ...

Thats not my dog, i sneezed

The French version of "Little Bo Peep" turned out to be as disturbing as it was puzzling.

the two girls behind them chuckled to themselves... their skinny rat-dog was far better than puffball or Dragonballs G.

What! Another green turd! No more Mexican food for you Fluffy!

Very good Lord Ochu, but your umbrella is no match for my secret weapon, sir barkington.

karma karma karma karma karma chameleon....

Behing the scene footage from 'Beowulf': The dog is actually the dragon in the finished film.

"C'mon, baby, I've got the terrified Japanese citizen costume back at my place. Don't you even want to try it?" "I said no, Rex, it's just too weird!" And with that, Fluffy fell into a stony silence, whilst her larger slave looked on with disda

As Tito looked up at the two women he couldn't help but realize how rediculous they looked.

Are you my mother?

Ang Lee's Crouching Hulk Tiger vs Hidden Mutant Dog Dragon

All the major food groups were represented...

After reading a translation of the Aeneid, the Chinese military designers reveal their newest secret weapon for the invasion of Taiwan

"Oh my, what a ridiculous looking dog!" exclaimed the American woman wearing a kimono and socks with sandals.

Dad?

Demonstrating his uncanny ability to identify couture crimes, we see one of "Fashion Police's" officers, Winston the chihuahua--working while undercover.

I'm pretty sure I ordered the sushi instead.

Holey Ship!

Hilter not only needed all the countries of the world, but all the speakers as well.

Great; another goddam freak bringing his pet to the park.

Geez, are you deaf or do I just look like a retard? Something's wrong with this site hanging and dying on me. Who can I fire around here?

Four hundred clowns and their dogs attended the convention. They all arrived in one car.

First picture from the low budget sequel to 'Reign of Fire'!

Despite the disguise, Fifi would soon discover that it is never safe to approach Rosie before her lunch buffet.

"i thought we agreed not to meet in public like this"