Other Craptions

John panicked after seeing "Signs"

Now all young George needed was friends to have a water fight with.

The Bush administration reveals compelling evidence of the existence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.

Bill waited in eager anticipation of his new "internet friend's" arrival to show off his collection. How awesome that they were both big time into water sports!

L.A.'s 'Toys for Guns' program gets off to a confusing start.

The good news is that if he flips out and shoots up a school no one gets hurt.

Realizing there was few chances for its revolution to succeed, the TOYS 'R' US branch of Al-Kaida decided to surrender all of its weapons

Fred was only missing one thing: water.

Because sometimes you need a visual display of your virginity.

Little Timmy had an epiphany after his ears had been graced by the musical genius of Soulja Boy. He would indeed Super Soak that ho.

NOOOO! You've taking it out of its original packaging!

This was looking out to be the best birthday party EVER.

Frank knew, if one was able to free Dorothy and defeat the Wicked Witch, it was him!

"God damn Taiwanese Santa. Leave me the hell alone!"

Before The Rapture The Party Was Going Great

So this is why we invaded Iraq?

Brown cottage had never won the Camp Rocky water fight in it's entire history. but now Jake Rockefeller had joined the team.

The school security raid recovered 300 assorted weapons, 100 pounds of candy and 300 blocks of silly putty. The principal was quoted as saying "When we say zero tolerance we mean zero tolerance"

With the addition of gallons of piss and a Super Hi-8 camera, Barry realized he was two key elements away from making the greatest German film EVER MADE.

Paparazzi got revealing pictures from the live action set of the new Toy Story 3: Armageddon.

The bully had been right: the town hadn't been big enough for the 349 of us.

By the looks of that smile, those guns are filled with urine.

Tom had all the ingredients for the best water fight of all time except for friends!

2010: D.C. bans ALL forms of firearms.

Steve groaned. This was the second year in a row that Micahel Jackson had been his Secret Santa.

The '08 defense budget was handled by Mattel.

Bobby was afraid if he played with the toys much longer, he too would glow in the dark.

and it never occured to tim why he was a still a virgin at the age of 32

"If you want, I got some crap in the back."

Frank knew, if one would be able to free Dorothy and defeat the wicked witch, it was him!

This is not really funny, but "What a fuckin' douche bag!"

If we could just find the instructions, we could get this baby put together in no time!

NOOOO! You've taken it out of its original packaging!

Sadly, not even his self-proclaimed, "super cool," collection could get Frank Leinstein laid.

SANDALS AND SOCKS!?!?! WHERE DOES HE GET OFF?

Steve groaned. This was the second year in a row that Michael Jackson had been his secret santa.

Santa! i'm fucking 30! u can't make up for it, u fucked up, its too late!! take this shit back!

Squirt guns used by fellow Scientologists to save John Travolta's malibu home from recent brush fires. Sorry Xenu.

Yer Doc I'm seeing those stars again.Yes the left eye this time.

Steve felt just like Arnold Schwartenegger in Commando. If Arnold's character had been a useless bag of human skin who still lived with his parents at 32 years old, anyway.

yeah, my favorite movie is "from dusk til dawn"

Spot the homo in this picture and win a pony. www.NeilsNotes.com

The North Korean government finally let the U.N security counsel examine their arsenal.

The Keebler elves attack at dawn...

This is why other countries hate us

This is the picture I got back when I amswered the Craig's List "Water Sports" ad.

Toy Story: Total War

Turns out this is what's actually in rainbows. Nice try Radiohead.

when my friends show up, those bullys are toast.