Craptions Classics November 21, 2007

Pvt. Gonzalez was about to witness one of the cruellest forms of punishment ever... The Dogfart Firing Squad...

senorpablo

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If I knew a dude who could convince 7 bitches to do an eight-way, I'd salute him.

Stretch

Someday, thought Private Chan, I'll be able to afford a *real* sundial.

Quellish

Baxter wished he hadn't waited this long to tell the military he was gay.

alexthehoopy

Must. Resist. Urge. To hump. Arse.

Worzel

We welcome you, Emperor Kibbles. We have your quarters prepared for you and your harem. And please accept this gift basket of garbage.

crispy

"Good job soldier, you can leave now... and inform your leader that humans can consider themselves dog's best friends."

jipijipijipi

In doggy-Islam, the doggy-jihadist is only given 7 virgin bitches in the afterlife.

Ryan Oskroba

The court sentence you to dead. You will be executed by dogfarts.

glick6

When a tender moment turns into the right moment, you'll be ready...

dcicourelh

Wow, and we though Scientology was a retarded religion!

Pinceke

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard perform stupid pet tricks.

mmpl

So many arse's to sniff so little time!!!!!!

Wrultizer

ok...there's two different types of crack that you will be sniffing....

hellfire

Nixon's dog also abused presidential authority, however "Bitchgate" received little press

philosoraptor
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