Other Craptions

If I knew a dude who could convince 7 bitches to do an eight-way, I'd salute him.

Someday, thought Private Chan, I'll be able to afford a *real* sundial.

Baxter wished he hadn't waited this long to tell the military he was gay.

Must. Resist. Urge. To hump. Arse.

We welcome you, Emperor Kibbles. We have your quarters prepared for you and your harem. And please accept this gift basket of garbage.

"Good job soldier, you can leave now... and inform your leader that humans can consider themselves dog's best friends."

In doggy-Islam, the doggy-jihadist is only given 7 virgin bitches in the afterlife.

The court sentence you to dead. You will be executed by dogfarts.

When a tender moment turns into the right moment, you'll be ready...

Wow, and we though Scientology was a retarded religion!

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard perform stupid pet tricks.

So many arse's to sniff so little time!!!!!!

ok...there's two different types of crack that you will be sniffing....

Nixon's dog also abused presidential authority, however "Bitchgate" received little press

Tom Hanks quickly came to the realisation that Turner and Hooch 2: Saving Private Hooch would not rank among his finer moments in cinema.

Here's the bitches you ordered Mr President!

Soldier! As a reward for your services to the country, go ahead and take you pick.

Soon the ritual shall be complete! and all canines will escape through our portal to doggy heaven

the true image of doggy heaven

he tapped that... ALL OF THAT

"The world will tremble in fear when my army of dogs is complete!!"

"Decisions, decisions," thought General Fido.

"Bitch-Ass Motherf**ker!"

Bobby was afraid if he played with the toys much longer, he too would glow in the dark.

Abutt Face!

Star gate sg-k9

Squad K-9 reports for Doody...

"Sir, I believe we just got served...by dogs."

The chinese are experimenting with the summoning of dogs from doggie hell to fill out their deminished armed forces. Things are looking up for them as success was televised all across bbc news and CNN.

Sparky was well-trained, and he knew that if he so much as glanced at one of those fine bitches asses, he would be shot. He will be missed.

"So i just start with any of them and work my way in a circle? This shit just got real!"

"Spike was over joyed at the sight, all he needed to do was choose one."

solider guarez knew his only means of survival, after what was about to go down, would be to somwhow make it to the lifevests.

Shoelace tying lesson gone wrong

ready.... fire!

Ready.. Aim.. FART!!

The corner of Jabroni Drive and Know Your Role Blvd. does exist!

"No, Major Tom I should be saluting you. These bitches are fine as hell! Now, girls i want you all to start backing up...and growl at me a little too."

The dog squad, they win wars by humping your leg.

Who's a gooooood boy? Who's a gooooood boy? Who's a Bitch?

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

Where pervert dogs go to learn restraint.

When he infiltrated the Burmese Compound, Muffin the Spy dog knew that it was all too easy, something had to be wrong.

When animals create homosexual cults....

"Can we ass you a few questions?" The puparazzi hounded the war hero.

To preserve the stability of the high council and the life of his brother, Woof accepts "Discommendation".

They're all pretty hot, but just once I'd like to try something other than doggy style

The US Department of Defense testing revolutionary gaydar technology.

The only thing stranger then the people of Thailand's choice for prime minister was the ceremony used to induct him.