Other Craptions

A recent photo from the G8 summit led to the expenses reports being double checked.

A case of fine wine, $5000. Male strippers in gold body paint, $25000. Celebrating the offing of James Bond, Priceless.

"A toast to Dr. Mikazashi. Thanks to him, the age of gilded sex robots has finally arrived!"

*teeth clenched* -It's my turn to hold it Susan. -No it isn't. -You're making a scene. -No YOU'RE making a scene.

the first ever olimpic bukkake is off to a roaring start

What? You don't have golden Chinese people serving you wine?

See, this is why I never jump up when the boss says, "I need two volunteers for a special project".

As he drank the blood of the frozen bodies of his first hunt, Hoshi thought that they might finally accept him. And, for the first time, he was happy.

After a couple glasses of wine, King Midas could be a real asshole sometimes

After years on the painted fetish model circuit Ming smiled because he knew he had finally made it to the top . . . well almost.

now that they cant move pour wine on them

Okay, Mr. Bush, on the count of three, just inhale as deep as you can...

The beginning of the Butterfly Effect.

The crowd lifted their glasses in an effort to spur on Akira. But Akira would not be winning the "Tug of War with a Giant Glass of Wine while Naked and Painted Gold" title today. You see Kim was once on the Chinese Female Swim Team.

Pharmacutical executives toast their latest announcement that they had created a new, drug-resistant strain of jaundice, just so they could come up with a new medicine to cure it.

The annual Klan Gala received rave reviews for service and presentation, though the decision to name all servers "Fu Manchu", "Uncle Tom" or "Shylock" led to much confusion.

The guy on the right gets up to bat first.

The nine social scientists clinked wine glasses in celebration, for today was a great day. They had finally created an award more useless than the Grammy.

The shame, though alomost unbearable, was soon to be replaced with joy, because george and kendall knew that the weird ass butt fuckers that made them do this shit would be drinking their piss.

The two Secret Service agents, disguised as people who need attention, could finally kill Orville Redenbocker and end his popcorn tycoon.

This, kids, is why we bombed Hiroshima.

This, kids, is why we nuked the Japs.

Vampires celebrate new sun block...

Who says 'Goldfinger' is a lame theme for a party?

Who the hell pee'd in the wine? Damn that's like the third time this week. Someone tell those golden Chink fags to pour us another round!

North Korea's best spy team. Damn they're good!

Mwaaaahhh...nobody suspects little golden porn stars! Thats right Henry, soon the world will be our bitch.

Led paint poisons Fisher Price 'Little People' manufactured in China.

"Crushed in Tender Buttocks" seemed like a brilliant slogan at the time, but the wines from Golden Boy Vineyards didn't have the broad appeal that NAMBLA was hoping for at the rollout party.

2010: The year that child labor will be trumped by the enslavement of the little men and women that top trophies.

2011: "Global Furnishing Enterprise" finally found a solution to China's overpopulation problem.

After a heated auction, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints finally bought Adam and Eve. They now live in Jackson County, Missouri.

After years of diligent research, the team had finally done it - they had won the Golden Handjob Award.

ah saka moto saan.. please ah finish, ah, spit shine bike. i'll be at ah, ramada in cafeteria, eating silva dolla pancake..

And thus like the book of mormon had commanded them, the wise men prepared to pour a glass of their own blood to bring the ultimate door-to-door missionary golden twins to life

and you thought we would stand out

Before they discovered the hideous truth, Goldfinger's line of furniture was all the rage among corporate executives.

Bukkake for the rich.

cheers to the republican party and double fisting, basically one in the same.

Great first blacks are enslaved and now "Goldies", when will the horror end!?!

Greatest bachelors' party ever!

Here's to painted female models who have abnormally sized arms!!

I always thought golden showers meant being peed on. I guess it has something to do with wine.

Intellectuals gathered Friday to celebrate victory at last over that stupid "brass monkey" meme.

it's my turn with the "wine bong", no it's my turn!

"A toast to the Union of golden midgits"