Craptions Classics November 19, 2007

"A toast, Gentleman. May your wine glasses always be full and may your creepy, male, asian prostitutes always be gold!"


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A recent photo from the G8 summit led to the expenses reports being double checked.


A case of fine wine, $5000. Male strippers in gold body paint, $25000. Celebrating the offing of James Bond, Priceless.


"A toast to Dr. Mikazashi. Thanks to him, the age of gilded sex robots has finally arrived!"


*teeth clenched* -It's my turn to hold it Susan. -No it isn't. -You're making a scene. -No YOU'RE making a scene.


the first ever olimpic bukkake is off to a roaring start


What? You don't have golden Chinese people serving you wine?


See, this is why I never jump up when the boss says, "I need two volunteers for a special project".


As he drank the blood of the frozen bodies of his first hunt, Hoshi thought that they might finally accept him. And, for the first time, he was happy.


After a couple glasses of wine, King Midas could be a real asshole sometimes


After years on the painted fetish model circuit Ming smiled because he knew he had finally made it to the top . . . well almost.


now that they cant move pour wine on them


Okay, Mr. Bush, on the count of three, just inhale as deep as you can...


The beginning of the Butterfly Effect.


The crowd lifted their glasses in an effort to spur on Akira. But Akira would not be winning the "Tug of War with a Giant Glass of Wine while Naked and Painted Gold" title today. You see Kim was once on the Chinese Female Swim Team.

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