Craptions Classics November 18, 2007

And that's how the Republican Party was born.

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By 2010, German porn was just filling out the few remaining unexplored niches.

Grunt

Frightened by the crowd's violent reaction to his latest masterpiece, Antoine decided not to tell them that females don't have tusks.

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You know you've had too much to drink at Oktoberfest when you not only see the pink elephant, you see it ass raping an elephant with a blond wig.

JEDA_88

Mommy,mommy, that's what daddy was doing to Mrs. Kruss in the garage last night.

pollox

"Well, you obviously put a lot of work into the assignment...but what does this have to do with The Great Gatsby?"

planB

And the parents were asked many questions by their children regarding sex in the animal kingdom, not because they drove to the demonstration willingly, but because it coincedentally ran along the same street directing people to Kamelle's 8th birthday

Matt

I'd hate to be the clean up crew at this parade.

JEDA_88

Everyone could pretty much admit that this was a very loose translation of Dr. Seuss's "Oh the places you'll go"

Poom

The Dutch, confused about African wildlife, don't realize that the Camel, or "Kamelle", isn't made out of two elephants with wigs having intercourse.

Ryan Oskroba

The 2 young elephants decided that leapfrog was more difficult than previously anticipated. So, Pinky just ass-fucked Moe instead.

action

Gay Elephant Sex, think about it.

Xeowulf

Its not funny! You try and push a dead elephant of the road!!

Liron

Kamelle condoms sponsored this years Presidents Prize winning float, titled "It's Wild Frickin World"

greybeard

Ever since the anti-sodomy laws had been put back into effect, the gay Dutch had found more creative ways to release their passions.

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