Other Craptions

By 2010, German porn was just filling out the few remaining unexplored niches.

Frightened by the crowd's violent reaction to his latest masterpiece, Antoine decided not to tell them that females don't have tusks.

You know you've had too much to drink at Oktoberfest when you not only see the pink elephant, you see it ass raping an elephant with a blond wig.

Mommy,mommy, that's what daddy was doing to Mrs. Kruss in the garage last night.

"Well, you obviously put a lot of work into the assignment...but what does this have to do with The Great Gatsby?"

And the parents were asked many questions by their children regarding sex in the animal kingdom, not because they drove to the demonstration willingly, but because it coincedentally ran along the same street directing people to Kamelle's 8th birthday

I'd hate to be the clean up crew at this parade.

Everyone could pretty much admit that this was a very loose translation of Dr. Seuss's "Oh the places you'll go"

The Dutch, confused about African wildlife, don't realize that the Camel, or "Kamelle", isn't made out of two elephants with wigs having intercourse.

The 2 young elephants decided that leapfrog was more difficult than previously anticipated. So, Pinky just ass-fucked Moe instead.

Gay Elephant Sex, think about it.

Its not funny! You try and push a dead elephant of the road!!

Kamelle condoms sponsored this years Presidents Prize winning float, titled "It's Wild Frickin World"

Ever since the anti-sodomy laws had been put back into effect, the gay Dutch had found more creative ways to release their passions.

A recreation of how Jesus REALLY came to be.

The townspeople rushed to aid the fallen blue elephant, harpooned just below the eye, while the Michelin Man desperately tried to escape from the pink one's trunk.

And the Log Cabin Republicans wowed the onlookers today at the Gay Pride Parade, seen here taking one for the team in honor of the recently publicized outbreak of Compassionate Conservatism with young male interns and to encourage even more revelatio

The republican-tranny pride parade was a surprising success. People were left wanting from the floats, though.

Son of a bitch! I have to put up with him at baseball and football games all the time back home, I come to Germany, and I still have to put up with the Rainbow Wig guy.

The attention-craving man in the clown wig was furious, why was THIS getting all the attention?

Viagra: It could save your species one day.

What's the sign say? Kamelle? Can anyone translate--JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK?!

The inaugural demonstration of the new German electoral system.

some of dr. suess' early work...

OK, seriously... who farted?

"Three hundred million years frozen in the Arctic and my butt still hurts."

"When I asked you to make a statue of a 'humped animal' for the opening of our Kamelle store, this is definitely not what I had in mind."

...And that was the last time Big Bird every saw Sesame Street or his best friend Snuffleupagus.

And nine months later, Britney brought Sean Preston into the world.

As Harold took his dying breaths, he finally had to face the music - no one was going to hear his muffled screams from between these two monstrosities.

Dietrich really hated it when Gustav did his surprise buttsex maneuver on him; especially irritated that he did it whilst on a Gay Rights parade.

Horton Needs To Make Rent.

"I'll be the center of attention at the parade," the attention-craving man thought before leaving his home that afternoon. Little did he know, the THEME of the parade was "When You Got High."

It appears a gay clown is in town.

You spelled coalition wrong....