Other Craptions

"Bob, stop saying "who cut the cheese?" It wasn't funny an hour ago and it's not funny now."

Good work men! I'm sure we'll find that golden ticket soon.

While it's not uncommon for celebrities to have quirky requirments for their pre-concert hotel room, none took it to the level that Britney Spears did.

Dave knew he would not beable to hide his lactose intolerance for long.

I can't think of any joke for this picture that's not too cheesy. Oh, shi...

Meanwhile,at the Iraqi WMD factory...

"Hey guys check this out! Kraft submitted their 'packet of cheese powder' again."

Here we see the pie chart wing of USA Today's graph archives.

I swear, man, it just moved. I saw it.

At the Mexican cheese festival, each judge carefully measures, weighs and feels each block. No one, however, is foolish enough to eat any.

The moon is disassembled and stored on white tables during the day, here's the proof.

"okay, the bait is set, RELEASE THE MOUSE"

It takes a ton of trial and error to make sure that holiday fruitcakes will be as undesirable as possible.

OK with the cheese, now bring the wine...

Damn where did i put that red hockeypuck, we will never find it

Undercover photo reveals illegal employment of Oompah Loompahs at Trivial Pursuit factory.

SO...much cheese...but no...nachos.....

Michael Bolton's attempt at world domination was, at best, misguided.

The French government at work.

Sylvester will have to think of another bait. Becouse even this amount of cheese couldn`t bring Speedy Gonzales out of his hideout.

The cone is to keep it from chewing it's stiches. The wrapping on the legs? To keep it from jerking off.

You can always tell the newbie on the job by the fact that he still finds the line "Who cut the cheese?" funny.

Where's the frumunda cheese?

The folks at Aperture Science were eager to prove the Cake wasn't a lie after stock prices had fallen nearly 20%.

Upon realising where he had ended up, the mouse dropped to his knees and thanked the lord.

The matering staff of mouse heaven prepare for another tday

This is my collection of cakes of belly button wax. Over there is troll belly button wax ... that there belly button wax from a giant ... that one in the middle is from an oliphant but it turned out later that it didn't come from its belly button af

This is a cheesey craption, no pun intended.

The Welsh Celebration of their national food - Welsh Rarebit, was going swimmingly, until someone pointed out that they'd forgotten the fucking toast!

The responsibilities of the Hollywood movie producer has changed throughout the years.

The pie chart orphanage remains on the top of the list for services "most likely to be cut" by the Republican Party.

The occupational hazard to this job? Severe constipation. But at least you save plenty of money on toilet paper.

ROFLMAO LOOK AT ALL TEH CHEESE LMAO l337 HAX0RZ!!!!!!111

"Jesus, Bill, did you fart? It smells like fucking old cheese!"

"Ok, I think thats enough for everyone. Who's coming again? Arsenio? Shit. Get more, Get more."

"Ah crap. Theres a clog in the cheddar tube, LEEROY get your ass in gear"

"What'd you say that dog was doing on one of these tables?"

After pouring millions of dollars into researching the secret of Pac-Man, thousands of brilliant scientists realized that they wasted 10 years of their life for nothing: Pac-Man was just a wedge of cheese.

After their stock had dropped 20 points , the good folks at Aperture Science were eager to prove that the cake was not a lie.

American cheese! Isn't that an oxymoron?

Another day at the pie chart manufacturing plant.

cheese inspection is VERY serious.

Dammit Frank, if you can't keep your drink in stop being an alcoholic.

Health inspectors quickly closed down the Cheese Cake factory for no providing sneeze-guards.

I may not have Nukes yet, but I can kill with the stench from my armpits.

James conemplated on whether or not this was a good time to bring up the subject of his lactose intolerance...

John Cheese loses it.

OK, seriously... who farted?

"Baby, I know it's Valentine's Day, bu-" *jams cane in mouth*