Other Craptions

The Japanese children's "Dress Like White Culture" contest was a success, with Mozart coming in first, a shish-kebab coming in second, and Little Red Riding Hood in a distant third.

Being taught to eat healthy has never before been this sexually appealing.

Visual recipe: 1. Slice the bamboo thinly. 2. Tie the strips into a bundle. 3. Put the bundle in the trash can. 4. Go buy some actual food at a grocery store. 5. Fry to a desired state of doneness.

She clicked her ruby red slippers, and said "There's no prace rike home." But just ended up looking more stupid.

The Nippon Ham Fighters prepare for battle.

Here we see exactly how much Angelina has to give in trade for each third world adoption.

Yessss! I got the wig.

The girl holding up the placard for Round 6 made me feel even more uncomfortable.

The jap-fro-asian community remembers the dark days for bamboo harvesting.

The Cracked.com community waited with bated breath. Who would be the register member of the site who could turn this craption into some Lord Of The Rings reference?

Man, the Communist Party will go after any age these days.

In order to win the costume contest, each child had to include pictures of every material that went into it as well as how many minutes the parents spent designing the piece of shit.

Spider man did not anticipate the potency of japanese bug spray.

The locals knew that Michael Jackson was coming to town, so they hid all the boys.

Melvin's 5-step hallucination made the murder seem pretty simple.

Though she placed second in the national flexibility contests, Wendy would never live down the day she queefed out her own femur.

The Homeless problem in Japan reaches new heights.

Though not strictly authentic, the Japanese entry for the Spice Girls Tribute Band Competition was certainly the most memorable.

YES! YES, MY MINIONS! GET INTO MY BELLY!

These ruby slippers won't work for shit.

the weird hatted japanese porn-off was a huge success as usual

The Spice Girl's reunion was spoiled by shamless costume sponsorship by Nigata Sugar Concern.

White is power.

Shown here are the top five winning selections from Japan's "Best way to hide your Blow" competition

Chinese child slave-labours now comes with pictorial instructions of their specialty of trade attached.

Do you see it now? Do you see how your greed affects the world? Of course not, you're all too distracted by these goddamn hats.

Dorothy wondered whether or not she should have followed the yellow road instead.

Herro humans... we ahr heel to steer you soulrs whire you sreep!

Hilter not only needed all the countries of the world, but all the speakers as well.

If this is what you get for the Twelve Days of Christmas in Japan, then the holidays must really suck over there.

A case of fine wine, $5000. Male strippers in gold body paint, $25000. Celebrating the offing of James Bond, Priceless.

Japanese Halloween costumes traditionally illustrate both what the kids want to be treated with and what their trick will entail. In the first example, it's crack or she'll slit your throat.

Just another example of Japanese culture at work.

Level 5 in the new Zelda was really messed up.

My Japanese is rusty, but one of those words has to mean "douchebag".

Oh, shit, they broke through barrier #4! Now how will we protect the tiny white umbrella people?

Once a year, so that America didn't develop an inferiority complex, Japan dresses up their children like idiots with pictures of things they haven't made 20 times smaller or more efficient.

Other than looking retarded, what do these japanese girls have in common? eels and funnel in their near future.

Running as fast as they can, Iron Man lives again...

Asian girls hold their annual "Things Your Dad Really Likes" pageant.