Craptions Classics November 15, 2007

Some bamboo and a knife? You can trade Asian children for next to nothing these days!

bad_plumbing

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The Japanese children's "Dress Like White Culture" contest was a success, with Mozart coming in first, a shish-kebab coming in second, and Little Red Riding Hood in a distant third.

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Being taught to eat healthy has never before been this sexually appealing.

Sai_Skunk

Visual recipe: 1. Slice the bamboo thinly. 2. Tie the strips into a bundle. 3. Put the bundle in the trash can. 4. Go buy some actual food at a grocery store. 5. Fry to a desired state of doneness.

JewelsVern

She clicked her ruby red slippers, and said "There's no prace rike home." But just ended up looking more stupid.

Stretch

The Nippon Ham Fighters prepare for battle.

omgtehlindsay

Here we see exactly how much Angelina has to give in trade for each third world adoption.

MrPants

Yessss! I got the wig.

Grunt

The girl holding up the placard for Round 6 made me feel even more uncomfortable.

JEDA_88

The jap-fro-asian community remembers the dark days for bamboo harvesting.

Glenn Thompson

The Cracked.com community waited with bated breath. Who would be the register member of the site who could turn this craption into some Lord Of The Rings reference?

JEDA_88

Man, the Communist Party will go after any age these days.

cateraction

In order to win the costume contest, each child had to include pictures of every material that went into it as well as how many minutes the parents spent designing the piece of shit.

Jackass

Spider man did not anticipate the potency of japanese bug spray.

Deadity

The locals knew that Michael Jackson was coming to town, so they hid all the boys.

JEDA_88
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