Other Craptions

I promise you there is no gays in Iran... so what I'm shirtless and wearing a beret, what are you saying?

The Iranians constant hints at their PM's bad hygiene were becoming a more prominent part of their political propaganda. It seems this was the only way he'd understand the importance of a good deodorant.

The Macy's Ramadan parade in Tehran didn't go off quite how the sponsors envisioned...

WWIII turned out to be a huge let down, as giant inflatable dolls replaced conventional weapons.

As expected, the multi-layered political commentary was lost on the American parade goers. Instead, neighborhood kids started getting Atomic tattoos and sales of the Ronco 'Man Groomer' surged.

This is what happens when Ahmedinejad squeezes open a can of spinach and sucks it through a corncob pipe

What if Wrestlemania were held at The Hague?

Recalling Bush the Elder's trip to Japan, apparently the Bush men don't like the smell of fish.

President Bush then tried to drum up support on The Hill to bomb the Rose Parade.

Not exactly a testament to the strength of the Iranian president... It doesn't take much to convince Bush to snort lines of blow out of your armpit.

Iran: strong enough for a man, pH balanced for... well, obviously not a woman.

Where's Waldo?...in Iran!

Iran's President Ahmadinejad wants George Bush inside him. 'nuff said

That was a huge disapointment for Ahmadinejad, he thought he was going to meet Arnold.

After this Mardi Gras float, President Bush allowed New Orleans to flood again.

'Reporting live: the crowd has parted, it's difficult to make out, but it seems to giant figures have risen from the ground. I don't believe it myself. One of them is naked, yes naked, and he's affiliated with "Tran". Wait, I'm told it could be "I

Announced today: Ringo Starr, formerly of the Beatles, has been elected as Iranian president. In other news, Bush still socially inept when dealing with foreign policy...sorry, that was old news...our bad.

Germans have often been known to support fascist leaders.

He squinted hard through his bifocals, but Hans couldn't figure out why his countrymen had built a 20-foot high naked French Steven Spielberg.

Iran will do anything to divert attention from back hair.

Bush was used to the bad hygiene being from Texas, what shocked him was the lack of proper back waxing

The next float shows Ahmadinejad spraying himself with axe body spray, where he is swarmed by 72 virgins. In the float after that, he proceeds to beat them.

Apparently getting BO from living in a God-forsaken desert in a positive thing...oh wait, they just don't know better.

What do you do when life gives you lemons?

Where's Waldo...in Iran!

Where's Waldo?

After watching Batman, Cheney realizes how to invade Iran

Who says there's no gays in Iran?

The Iranian version of "Double Dare" is a hit with parents and kids alike.

Despite a quickly advancing nuclear program, Iran still carves their newspapers, political cartoons and all, out of stone, ala "The Flintstones".

I SMELLY! SMELL ME BUSH! I SMELLY MAN!

I may not have Nukes yet, but I can kill with the stench from my armpits.

irans political cartoons if popular enough get to became a float of the Allah thanksgiving parade

It was absolutely imperative for Bush to respond to this shameless statement of defiance and this afternoon he has: I don't even own a starred jacked!

Mardi Gras in Iran just isn't the same.

How could you be so bitter with all that brown sugar?

Oh no! Not Wayne Newton again!

See Bush,look behind me no gays! What are you trying to say? So what I don't have a shirt on and wearing a beret...

Spider man did not anticipate the potency of japanese bug spray.

TH-598's hope of winning Empire Idol was destroyed when he realized that his mic was unplugged

That is one hairy jew.

YES WE FOUND EM BITCH