Craptions Classics November 14, 2007

Iran hasn't quite understood the phrase "Nuclear Arms"

Worzel

Other Craptions

I promise you there is no gays in Iran... so what I'm shirtless and wearing a beret, what are you saying?

rhaman

The Iranians constant hints at their PM's bad hygiene were becoming a more prominent part of their political propaganda. It seems this was the only way he'd understand the importance of a good deodorant.

drunknasasin

The Macy's Ramadan parade in Tehran didn't go off quite how the sponsors envisioned...

senorpablo

WWIII turned out to be a huge let down, as giant inflatable dolls replaced conventional weapons.

swiss

As expected, the multi-layered political commentary was lost on the American parade goers. Instead, neighborhood kids started getting Atomic tattoos and sales of the Ronco 'Man Groomer' surged.

pizzamogul

This is what happens when Ahmedinejad squeezes open a can of spinach and sucks it through a corncob pipe

Stretch

What if Wrestlemania were held at The Hague?

JEDA_88

Recalling Bush the Elder's trip to Japan, apparently the Bush men don't like the smell of fish.

JEDA_88

President Bush then tried to drum up support on The Hill to bomb the Rose Parade.

JEDA_88

Not exactly a testament to the strength of the Iranian president... It doesn't take much to convince Bush to snort lines of blow out of your armpit.

danwell331

Iran: strong enough for a man, pH balanced for... well, obviously not a woman.

3_girl_rhumba

Where's Waldo?...in Iran!

cateraction

Iran's President Ahmadinejad wants George Bush inside him. 'nuff said

philosoraptor

That was a huge disapointment for Ahmadinejad, he thought he was going to meet Arnold.

mnaira
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