Other Craptions

Is not cat, is Lion. Look at maine, look at large feet. Is Macedonian Lion. Give me 5 denar for photo.

"Oh dear God", thought Mr. Whiskers. "Please don't let this photo end up on icanhascheeseburger..."

Paris Hilton's cat curses every day it has lived after its failed suicide attempt.

We can rebuild him. Better. Stronger. Faster. If only we had the technology... But we do have spare parts from the abandoned Care Bear factory down the road.

I... I sat on it. Sorry.

"You should see my other pussy! Now THAT needs rescueing"

"Soon," thought Space Cat, "Soon..."

It seems the name "Lucky" was just to cliche

The use of non-union writers during the Hollywood strike became apparent to viewers when Smallville was menaced by Suburban Girl and her dastardly Cat Gun.

The cone keeps it from biting it's stiches. The wrappings on it's legs keep it from masturbating.

I`m in ur moviez. Doing ur stuntz

we took extensive precautions to not let fluffy use up any of his lives

Sigh...they're not going to convict Phil Spector for this either.

Sprinkles proved cats always land on their feet. He also proved that bones can break

The casulties of Polish Cat Boxing are many.

Hey, I found Stephen Hawking's cat. You know how I can get ahold of him?

Science-Cat had this to say: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting coefficient of friction." "Interrupting coefficient of fric-" "Mu."

Mr. Jingles resignation over his permanent loss of mobility was tempered by the fact that he could now pick up ESPN pretty much anywhere.

After discovering the party responsible for the recent California fires, courts decided that the ban on "Cruel and Unusual" punishment only extended to humans.

... well, it got pounded, slapped and roughed up pretty bad last night. Yes ... pretty abused. OH! You mean what happened to my pussy CAT!

Why bestiality and gimp fetishes should never be combined.

"This our bomb threat alarm from our country. Put foot on paw, it scream. Only usefull 4 time"

With your thousands of dollars in donations this worthless tabby who will always be in pain is saved. Thank you.

It's not that bad really, if I angle him juuuuust right, I can even get Croatian MTV!

Here's the culprit, officer.

My pussy is a little singed... but it works fine and smells like cat food.

Alright Kitty, you get back in that ring and you fight! Vic's cat is strong, but you're stronger

Tiffany's obsession with cats and plush toys led to this crime against God.

Tiffany's obsession with pets and plush toys led to this crime against God.

Mega man's cat sidekick never made it into the final version of the game. I think we know why.

Jill was pleasantly surprised, her new system offered a much greater selection is channels than her previous cat cable.

How to give people the finger when you don't have hands.

Out of work ventriloquist finds unconventional loud speaker.

Another pusher who failed to give the Catfather his cut

I love chicken...I love liver...this Roswell scenery makes me quiver...

Yeah, this is just her Battle Mode. The giant robot's parked out back.

Do we need ANYmore reasons to kill cats. www.NeilsNotes.com

"... yeah. i just blow into her asshole and it sounds like a newage trumpet"

OMG, so NASA sent my Fluffie into space to survey the damage...damn defective O-rings.

Cathy, a budding young genetic engineering student, thought her "smurf cat" was shoe-in to win the gold medal at this year Tri-county Science Fair. Then Jimmy Putman showed up with his seven legged dog.

Ok ladies, stretch out those hips we've had a long morning of sucking our own, and by golly we won't be stopped now!

The video of it walking is on youtube. It's really sad.

New Kitten: $25 The Surgery: $900 Picking Up Your God Damned Cat Before The Fire: JESUS SHIT -- ITS FUCKING FREE

Vladmir was always told if you love someone to let them go, but before he discovered they were a complete moron, it was to late

to help control the pet population we have turned all cats into satteliets

After a 12 hour surgery the sock monkey transplant was unsuccessful.

she said she would break my legs if i didnt wear the sock. i would lose either way.

Break his legs? Oh no, he was a martian for Halloween.

This is the kind of damage Ellen Degenerates pussy puts up with! www.NeilsNotes.com