Other Craptions

The impact of their peer-reviewed scone recipes was felt around the world.

The least dramatic use of an ellipsis to date.

When their military leader told them to better defend themselves by putting minorities in the front lines, he had something else in mind.

The least dramatic use of an ellipsis to date.

When the class war broke out, it was pretty obvious that the starving artist hippie types hadn't done a very good job in preparing for battle. At least they had spirit...

Rent 2: Electric Boogaloo went straight to video.

mattell wanted to give a life sized version of "guess who?" a try.

You can believe their pacifist sign all you want, but the reality is they had more firearms than a Quentin Tarantino film.

That's when Braveheart realized the kilts were a much better idea

studies show that the most powerful riot weapon is indeed hundreds of blown up pictures of people you meet in Atlantic city.

when you're at a protest and you feel something grotesque, diarrhea cha cha cha...

Only the best strip clubs submit themselves to the dreaded 'peer-review'.

The original two dozen protestors found kindred spirits in the people that hold up the "Quiet" signs at golf tournaments.

THEY may not be armed, but their approaching Air Force is about to make it "reign."

Too bad they weren't armed with a lightning rod.

United Colors of Benetton presented their new commercial campaign "peer-reviewed scary portraits of random people of different sex, age and color". They got zero points for originality.

When asked if all the scientists could be wrong, the hippies only response was "fuck you"

Today "The Network" Revolts! CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

Some students believe too firmly in the pen is mightier than the sword; having prepared only well-articulated stern notes of disapproval instead of an army...

So then they're not really armed. Alright boys no guns, only tasers.

''Tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!'' Didn't have the impact on his peers as Jimmy hoped it would.

after seeing janes underarm, jimmy was convinced she was french.

After standing their ground, the rebels removed their strategicly placed multi-cultural poster boards only to moon the British army.

Alternate Universe #312,805. After they successfully rid the world of Jews, the Nazi party widens their base of hate to include more racism, sexism, and coming soon....OLDISM!!!

How to keep the far right wing from climbing hills and mountains.

Everbody turned up at the protest march against everybody else

Fuck yeah we're revolting! We're not even gonna pay the royalties for these stock images!

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It took them a while, but when the protestors finally admitted they were lost and had to trade their posters for cab fare, they learned the true meaning of 'facelift'

Of course their armed... Look at them. They give great head.

Herman saved for years to start his own business. Finally he realized his dream: a used poster lot.

Prepare for pwnage

When their protest leader said the sign should be succinct, none of them had the courage to ask what "succinct" meant.

Actually, the traitor in the backpack actually was armed. It was a short-lived protest

The guys only showed up for the possibility of geek-chick protest-sex.

Mr. Jingles resignation over his permanent loss of mobility was tempered by the fact that he could now pick up ESPN pretty much anywhere.

Were Sgt. Peppers lonely Hearts Club Band...

I don't understand

The only winner in this contest of wills was the local Photomat.

Billions turned up at the march against everybody else

When law school students protest.