Craptions Classics November 12, 2007

The student protesters soon discovered that water cannons and riot shields trump peer-reviewed science and posterboard 99.98% of the time.

pizzamogul

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The impact of their peer-reviewed scone recipes was felt around the world.

planB

The least dramatic use of an ellipsis to date.

cheesemonster

When their military leader told them to better defend themselves by putting minorities in the front lines, he had something else in mind.

keeks137

The least dramatic use of an ellipsis to date.

castroguevara

When the class war broke out, it was pretty obvious that the starving artist hippie types hadn't done a very good job in preparing for battle. At least they had spirit...

Sai_Skunk

Rent 2: Electric Boogaloo went straight to video.

JEDA_88

mattell wanted to give a life sized version of "guess who?" a try.

snaumowicz

You can believe their pacifist sign all you want, but the reality is they had more firearms than a Quentin Tarantino film.

JEDA_88

That's when Braveheart realized the kilts were a much better idea

hellfire

studies show that the most powerful riot weapon is indeed hundreds of blown up pictures of people you meet in Atlantic city.

mr1swift

when you're at a protest and you feel something grotesque, diarrhea cha cha cha...

dode

Only the best strip clubs submit themselves to the dreaded 'peer-review'.

Glenn Thompson

The original two dozen protestors found kindred spirits in the people that hold up the "Quiet" signs at golf tournaments.

JEDA_88

THEY may not be armed, but their approaching Air Force is about to make it "reign."

JEDA_88
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