Other Craptions

"You see Father, the 'Good News Emporium' was out of angel statues. So I improvised with my left over Halloween decorations... you like?"

Kazakh Antique Roadshow.

In a bid to modernize the Catholic Church and win over more converts, the Pope made Paul Stanley patron saint of power chords.

"The God of skullfucking has answered my prayers! Thank you Dickeyephus!"

Slayers album covers have become ever more strange since they changed to christian rock

An icy chill ran down his spine. "Hey Carl, you ever get that feeling like the cold clammy touch of a Mexican?"

Err, excuse me Angel of Death... I'm having a little trouble seeing over your wings.

Then they reached the conclusion that angels need food too.

Hindsight being 20/20, Carlos realized that perhaps this particular guardian angel was the correct one to rid his son of nightmares.

Photographic evidence the Angel of Death is not controlled by God, but in fact by the divine authority of a stoned mexican named..Oswaldo

Photographic Evidence that the Angel of Death is not controlled by God, rather the higher power of a stoned mexican named..Oswaldo

OK Manuel, seriously, these things creep the congregation the fuck out. Knock that shit off, Ok?

"All right, that was a pretty good prank. Those Methodists are really gonna get it though."

Some people will pray to anything to try and get a Nintendo Wii.

The Angel of Death comes for the Mexicans first.

The beginning of the Butterfly Effect.

The female version of the Grim Reaper was far more popular with the people.

The Grim Reaper has a sex change, forcing Blue Oyster Cult to re-write that song.

The most popular toy underneath the Christmas tree this year.

This kids, is what happens when you put "The Nightmare Before Christmas" fans in the same room with feathers and speed.

Never rely on anonymous Deviant-art members to design you line of angel dolls.

Mummified Angel is a delicacy on the Arabian Peninsula .

Merry Christmas from the Crypt Keeper.

"No Grim, there's no shame in wanting to feel pretty every now and then. Just not in church."

'Pedro Jones and the Kingdom of the Mexican Skull'

1 Crack-Up An icy chill ran down his spine. "Hey Carl, you ever get that feeling like the cold clammy touch of a Mexican?"

Aarif always masturbated during the daily anti-American chant, because no one ever noticed until one day taj's eyes wandered.

After many failed stunts, David Blaine is forced to perform sexual acts on false idols in the small Mexican town of Taso del Guayababa to earn lunch money.

Alberto anxiously awaited the judges' scores. He has placed second place for 4 years straight in the "Grim Reaper Make Over" nationals.

Angel of Death takes your life while a Stoned Mexican watches..

Angelic breath? Oh sorry senior, I thought.....yeah, my bad.

Even the angel of death can wear white on her wedding day.

Everybody thought that the line of Christmas ornaments and tree-toppers designed by Marylin Manson, wouldn't catch on with the black community. Boy, were they wrong!

In yet another attempt by Sharon Osbourne to cash in on Ozzy's reputation as the "Prince of Fucking Darkness", she creates and sells Grim Reaper Christmas tree toppers made by illegal immigrants from Mexico.

Let's see...pentagram on the forehead, sickle, skeleton body...yep this'll fit in fine here at the Church of Satan.

look what I found! what is it you ask? its the opposite of the grim reaper....give up? its the gay reaper! no father I am serious. well what do you mean I'm no longer invited to parties now?

Why is this guy in every photo i take!