Other Craptions

"Crap...I forgot to shave my pits...okay, just play it cool, and they won't even notice..."

Despite playing in much smaller venues these days, Oasis still manages to draw an enthusiastic audience from its core fans.

"Go greased lightning you're burning up the quarter mile." "Greased lightning, go greased lightning!"

Whenever the Argentinian Gay Men's Choir broke out with an Evita song, Pablo (far right) couldn't stop the urge to let out his 'little pedro' and cry "ROCK OUT WITH YO COCK OUT!"

The "YMCA" is not easily learned by other cultures.

The rapist guard stood behind the young rebel, ready to pounce. Heil to the Pope on command, bitch.

As the crowd pointed and cheered at the realisation that they were on the big screen, Frederick quickly recovered from his "dakking" and managed to avoid an awkward situation.

What the hell man? I'm jewish!

the guy on the right decided that the best way to protest this unprovoked display of antisemitism was to let his balls hang out.

Sorry folks, the Mick-Jagger lips festival has been cancelled.

Our cameramen were the first to be allowed into the sacred worshipping grounds of the Vanna White-ites.

now everybody stand on your chairs and raise your arms in the air and prepare to sing the national anthem...

Metrosexuals ASSEMBLE!!!

Something got lost in translation in the French version of High School Musical.

Sing-alongs at the Gay Hitler Youth meetings were always a rousing affair.

Pinstripes sleeveless shirts, bad behaviour, easily provoked, cheap slingbags, Thailand-made jeans and a guy who cant resist being in the companyof them...its the Ukranian Gay Commitee!

The first round of casting for 'Argentinian Idol' went well, except for all those middle fingers on prime time tv.

the french gay nazi's at the opera.

The kid in the background is secretly wishing Chris Hansen was here as he watched that man get ready to drop his pants

The president asked another question, "Who liked the original Star Wars trilogy better than the new one?" Seeing that he was surrounded, alone in his opinion, and likely about to die Juan closed his eyes, grabbed his belt buckle, and desperately t

Tryouts for "The Wiggles"

We salute all the other cum-farters of the world! www.NeilsNotes.com (PS: is the guy in the 2nd row at the right undoing his fucking pants????)

Welcome to Frisbee War! RULE 1: You must have a Frisbee!

When she found over a hundred men singing for her window Emelia realised she must have hit puberty.

You're doing it wrong!

i wonder if i look as camp as possible they'll not notice me?

I sleepy man! I sleepy sexy man! I rebelian! Kiss me girlies! MuMUmUM! KIIISS MEEE!

I MEAN YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

"oh no" thought bill "pit oder"

As part of their integration into the European Union, Polish citizens receive public lessons on such cultural habits as flipping the bird. Few got it right, and Walodya rolled a critical fail.

anyone notice the guy fiddling with his cock?

And it sports news, Freddie Mercury day at Fenway Park reached a fever pitch as 5,000 strong attempted to sing "We Are The Champions" in unison.

Aarif always masturbated during the daily anti-American chant, because no one ever noticed until one day taj's eyes wandered.

A rousing futbol match always made Eduard so excited that he would have to pee. All his friends knew this. That's why they're standing on their chairs.

"Now eextend your middle finger!" "Is this it? Am I doing it right, Armand?"

"I am gay"

"Has any one seen the sun around here lately? Oh, THERE it is!"

Attention! All those in favor, raise your longest appendage

Cindy didnt think there would be this many people to respond when she asked which way the park was

Cock Tease!

How three gondoliers from The Venetian got off of work together on a June Saturday is amazing.

Hmm, the Eiffel Tower is in the background. This explains a whole lot.

Heil Beckham! Heil Beckham! Heil Beckham! "Victoria is no Eva Braun but she'll have to do."

Having "accidently" wiped her ass with a poodle, Jessica further embarassed herself by leaving a bit of it hanging out of her shorts.

Gary hoped his obvious lack of choreography wouldn't cost him the lead role of Danny Zuko in the Bagdad Players production of Grease.

Fine, I'll put on the sleeveless, striped shirt...but good luck making me dance with the rest of these fags!

Everyone already knew the new Pope was a member of Hitler youth back in the day. But, shortly after displays like these at his rallies, he started talking about armbands and the non-believers. That's when people really started to worry.

Everybody is into Travolta and the Bee Gees in this Russian outdoor screening of "Saturday Night Fever."

During a ritualistic prayer to Homocules in hopes of a cure for aids, Friar Danny spots a weak link in the faggot trio of gay shirts. Calmly undoing his belt, Danny moves in for the rape...