Craptions Classics November 09, 2007

Hey Karl, your bald eagle trap worked! Should we rape them first, or just make them watch us eat their babies?

lc9er

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It was Roger's Birthday and he had spent days trying to figure out what his present could be!

Wrultizer

the spider car tries to use bald eagles to lure old people to their doom, sadly...it fails

Scruff

"The car is on your left side", Theo smiled, while turning Dan towards the automobile. He was sure his shock absorbing wrapping and eagle eye system would enable the blind to drive again. He figured he could make millions

Monsster

Previous unknown to biologists worldwide, the American bald eagle was recently discovered to be the premiere practical joker of the animal kingdom.

Ixray4u

"I can't believe we're doing this Roger; imagine what Bob is going to think when he sees the state of his car!" "Yeah, next time he better remember that when you kill the joe, you make some mo'!"

benfoffenbock

HEY FUCKWADS: STOP SUBMITTING SHIT A MILLION TIMES.

cheesemonster

The spider car tries to use bald eagles to lure old people to their doom...sadly it fails.

castroguevara

Rove, determined to engineer a Democratic sex scandal. By any means necessary.

swiss

"Dave, next time you do that to my car im gonna rape you in it"

monkey_marshal

No seriously Karl, please tell me thats a mini snickers bar in your pocket.

jenome

"You know what the best part of this joke is? I locked your dog in there."

Prizm

Turdblossom prepares his float for the Republican Gay Pride parade.

greybeard

Your mom tried to fight back so I had to hold her like this

subscriber.name

"If that shit isnt off in 5 minutes I drop this media smile and you can consider yourself skull fucked..."

geomantic
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