Other Craptions

It was Roger's Birthday and he had spent days trying to figure out what his present could be!

the spider car tries to use bald eagles to lure old people to their doom, sadly...it fails

"The car is on your left side", Theo smiled, while turning Dan towards the automobile. He was sure his shock absorbing wrapping and eagle eye system would enable the blind to drive again. He figured he could make millions

Previous unknown to biologists worldwide, the American bald eagle was recently discovered to be the premiere practical joker of the animal kingdom.

"I can't believe we're doing this Roger; imagine what Bob is going to think when he sees the state of his car!" "Yeah, next time he better remember that when you kill the joe, you make some mo'!"

HEY FUCKWADS: STOP SUBMITTING SHIT A MILLION TIMES.

The spider car tries to use bald eagles to lure old people to their doom...sadly it fails.

Rove, determined to engineer a Democratic sex scandal. By any means necessary.

"Dave, next time you do that to my car im gonna rape you in it"

No seriously Karl, please tell me thats a mini snickers bar in your pocket.

"You know what the best part of this joke is? I locked your dog in there."

Turdblossom prepares his float for the Republican Gay Pride parade.

Your mom tried to fight back so I had to hold her like this

"If that shit isnt off in 5 minutes I drop this media smile and you can consider yourself skull fucked..."

Nobody was buying the stuffed bald eagles; everyone knew that they were wire taps.

Karl Rove is a dick with no respect for personal property.

little did they know that an eagle nest is more complex than they could ever imagine.

Only in France can an act like "flogging the dolphin" be turned into an inappropriate statue of pseudo-art...

Presenting the world's first four door luxury sedan that molts.

John: "I don't know Bob...we might get in trouble." Bob: "Who cares, just imagine the look on Hillary's face when she sees her car, it'll priceless!"

Karl Rove acted as if the prank on his car amused him, but he was already planning the senator's untimely and gruesome demise.

Previously unknown to many biologists around the world, the American bald eagle was recently discovered to be the premiere practical joker of the animal kingdom.

You said you always wanted a flying car.

You know it makes me uncomfortable when you grab my arms like that.

you absolutely must use this picture tomorrow: http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/pictures/20071109SaudiCamelBeautyMEMRI.jpg blinged out camel?

When the aliens finally arrived, their reproductive cycle was quite a surprise. Their appearance, however, was unimpressive.

Two bald eagles were trapped. Two more bald eagles came in to help.

"Karl, I think you've been watching too much 'Dexter.' There are easier ways to kill the electric car."

The Roving Cruseder and his trusty sidekick 47-Chromosome Man once again fail to stop their archrivals the Cellophane shitting eagles.

The near-extinct Prank Eagle never fails to deliver.

TH-598's Hope of winning Empire Idol was destroyed when he realized his mic was unplugged

Senator, did you pay spiderman for last month's services? no, why do you ask?

scientists have found a way to cross-breed spiders and ducks.

John: "I don't know Bob...we might get in trouble." Bob: "Who cares, just imagine the look on Hillary's face when she sees her car, it'll be priceless!"

It's one thing to have a big car to compensate for a small penis, but saran-wrapping it isn't a valid form of birth control.

It wasn't the cellophane or the Bald Eagles that annoyed Bob. He was pissed about what Ted had used to stick the pieces of toilet paper to the windows...

And for the first time ever, transgenetic engineering between bald eagles and common garden spiders produced something that was not really all that terrible, but really; quite laughable.

al Queda's newest wave of mildly annoying attacks were really getting under the skin of legislators. Still, lawmakers couldn't help but chuckle over al Queda's new calling card: the bald eagle.

after we sued the fucker we wrapped his car in glad wrap

after being humilated by the bank's managers, the Eagles vowed to one day get even with Spiderman

-"Alright, Bob. You're coming with me." -"But it was a practical joke, it's supposed to be funny." -"Not when your family's locked inside."

"The car is on your left side", Theo smiled, while turning his blind friend Dan towards the automobile. Theo was sure Dan would love his invention and succes was at hand. Finally the visually impaired could drive again. With crash absorbing wrappings

"Playtime's over. Your royally fucked now."

"Oh, you're such a joker, Ken, wrapping up my car in Seran Wrap like this. Ah, hahahahahaha I'M SLEEPING WITH YOUR WIFE!

"Haha...you're fucking joking, right Karl?" "It would be funny if Bald Eagles weren't endangered. But your hands behind your back sir." "But...I thought we were friends." "You're under arrest."

"Endangered my ass, someone needs to stop these damn eagles and their practical jokes", exclaimed Ted with unbridled anger.

"...no, seriously, your wife and child are inside the car."

As Karl Rove, the only man with flesh colored hair, fires another qualified employee, he ushers the man quickly out of the White House and into 'Eagle One'.

Dick Cheney forgot, you saran wrap the VICTIM not the CAR