Other Craptions

As Blastubus, Child-God of Assassins, prepares his sniper rifle; Sean-Luc describes the size hole he wants in his dad's chest

Other than that...France is just like the United States.

"Yes son, that's what happens to young boys who don't wipe!"

i love cheese

Tommy calmly explained to the water spirit that he was not afraid, he'd seen his father naked and daddy's peepee was... this big.

Young Robert Langdon finds his first clue to NAMBLA's ancient secret goal.

Timmy's dad misunderstood when he was asked to see ways of beating the "Heat".

Most sports historians feel this statue is a rather poor interpretation of Lance Armstrong's 7th Tour-de-France victory.

The young boy was trying so hard to understand why Professor Dumbledore's favorite statue was of a naked boy riding a Grindleylow.

For those about to rock... Guitar Hero Legends

YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THE FISH!

The giant baby knew it was a risk to play eletric guitar on the pillar barefoot but as he fell he was safe in the knowledge he had paid a small child to catch him!

Only in France can an inappropriate phrase like "flogging the dolphin" be turned into crappy pseudo-art.

Only in France can an act like "flogging the dolphin" be turned into an inappropriate statue of pseudo-art...

One of the more popular tourist sites in Paris is the Keith Richards Memorial Bridge over the Seine.

Statue: "How DARE you approach me human child! I must now destroy you! RAAARRGH!!!" Kid: "Geeez...I'm sorry man, just calm down statue boy."

The famous statue honoring the Parisian boy who could literally pull it out of his ass.

The sunday morning gruesome result we all dread when eating too much Chinse hotsauce after a binge

Young Robert Langdon finds his first clue to NAMBLA's greatest secret--naked little boys.

Wait for it...Wait for it...

Using mostly grunts and exaggerated gestures, two young men attempt to communicate.

There was nothing Jean-Pierre hated more than giving stupid American tourists directions to the Eiffel Tower!

Thus spake Brian "short-bus" Randall to the static thee-dimensional representation of Lucius the wan boy-child: "hi".

This was the last anyone ever saw of young Jacque before the Capri Crusher performed his gruesome work, atop his trusty steed, The Headless Fish-Thing.

This is what happens when proctologists commission a sculpture.

Young Robert Langdon finds his first clue to NAMBLA's greatest secret--they love boys.

Then the mute boy miraculously spoke, "What the fuck?"

Mike watched in awe as the bronze golem pulled a rifle out of his ass.

Look mommy...this elf is dry-fucking the fish! www.NeilsNotes.com

in America people eat eggs, and there are dog-catchers. in Vietnam people eat dogs, and there are egg catchers.

After that the townspeople decided to just go back to the original myth about King Arthur

"You know what the best part of this joke is? I locked your dog in there."

"Yes son, that's what happens to young boys who don't wipe!"

"Oh, this must be the entrance to THAT neighborhood."

"I want a detachable penis!"

"I got your tower right here."

"How DARE you approach me human child! I must now destroy you! RAAARRGH!!!"

"Her name? Mittens, yeah and she gets 38 channels too."

"Daddy? Do you do that to mummy?"

"Daddy, will mine get that big, too?"

And this little Timmy is how fish sticks are made!

As little Billy cried out in frustration, Mom and Dad could no longer ignore the obvious: EuroDisney Sucked!

Bareback riding. Without the blow hole.

If I have to get off my ride over this I'm gonna shoot you in the face you little cunt....Ok, You asked for it.

I WANNA RIDE!!!!

How to make babies scream.

Fish orgies.. And little Timmy can't do anything but watch the horror unfold in his face..

F'king French!!!!

F'king French!