Craptions Classics November 07, 2007

Old people are often reluctant to be released back into the wild.

MLR

Other Craptions

Next on 'Where Are They Now?' Colonel Klink.

drunknasasin

Guess which bag they're going to drop for lift.

JEDA_88

Rose attempted "Around the block in 80 days". She never made it out of the backyard.

yermom

Hiding out in a giant Easter basket, Florence was finally going to give that damn bunny what was coming to him.

MrPants

Unfortunately, all the money was spent on the time machine's anti-matter engines, thus leaving the engineers to hire one of their grandmothers to fashion a wickerbasket hull.

majin88

It's safe to say that Grandma is eccentric.

j mcfarl3

Tiny woman found in picnic hamper.

tombie

some suffer from post war trauma differently than others

mr1swift

If Mrs. Kranden comes out of her basket and sees her shadow, it means we are in for another 3 weeks of fall.

Glenn Thompson

"George, let's light this candle!" And just like that the world record in the human slingshot belonged to Mildred.

pizzamogul

The day German scientists unleashed Dr. Ruth unto the world, is a day which will life in infamy.....

senorpablo

A tiskit a taskit my ass.

stackismom

The giant subwoofers were only the start of pimping her ride.

Worzel

What the.... OH CHRIST! GRANDMA GOT THE ROCKET BASKET AGAIN! SOMEBODY FETCH THE TAZER!

Porkchop
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