Craptions Classics November 04, 2007

Damn, old cell phones used to be huge.


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The sight of a turkey walking eastward on Maple Street made the meaning of Nostradamus' most recently discovered quatrain all too clear.


Q: Why did the turkey try to cross the road? A: Martha Stewart is walking the down the street.


Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: Oh shit, Martha Stewart with a Thanksgiving recipe.


Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: Shit, Martha Stewart with a Thanksgiving recipe.


" Kiss the wings, bitch," Randy the Bad-ass Turkey ordered to Katie.


There's no place like home, there's no place like home, O GOD THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME


Turkey Performance Art: "God's Cruel Design: Wings without Flight"

The Iron Colonel

PETA finally achieved their greatest success, the ending of segregation and the start of a new era of democracy.


Nothing much has changed in the future... Oh. Right. The Giant Turkeys you say??? LOOONG story.


Michael Jackson's complete makover was a success. Now he was finally ready to hit on an actual woman... any woman.


Fashion keeps getting more and more ridiculous.


Coming Soon To a Theater Near You From the people who brought you Die Hard, Die Harder and Die Hard With A Vengeance comes: FRY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE This turkey isn't going down without a fight!


at the sight of the waddle, ana felt the warmth spread. the lurid pink hue and boastful strutting punched through her bourgeois veneer - registering in her loins with a palpable moistness.

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