Craptions Classics November 04, 2007

Damn, old cell phones used to be huge.

Briceh42

Other Craptions

The sight of a turkey walking eastward on Maple Street made the meaning of Nostradamus' most recently discovered quatrain all too clear.

ILSS

Q: Why did the turkey try to cross the road? A: Martha Stewart is walking the down the street.

swiss

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: Oh shit, Martha Stewart with a Thanksgiving recipe.

swiss

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: Shit, Martha Stewart with a Thanksgiving recipe.

swiss

" Kiss the wings, bitch," Randy the Bad-ass Turkey ordered to Katie.

lordlim

There's no place like home, there's no place like home, O GOD THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME

jonathanjoe10

Turkey Performance Art: "God's Cruel Design: Wings without Flight"

The Iron Colonel

PETA finally achieved their greatest success, the ending of segregation and the start of a new era of democracy.

TheQuestionable

Nothing much has changed in the future... Oh. Right. The Giant Turkeys you say??? LOOONG story.

AtheneCKM28

Michael Jackson's complete makover was a success. Now he was finally ready to hit on an actual woman... any woman.

Grunt

Fashion keeps getting more and more ridiculous.

KittyThePooka

Coming Soon To a Theater Near You From the people who brought you Die Hard, Die Harder and Die Hard With A Vengeance comes: FRY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE This turkey isn't going down without a fight!

Satanslilhelper

at the sight of the waddle, ana felt the warmth spread. the lurid pink hue and boastful strutting punched through her bourgeois veneer - registering in her loins with a palpable moistness.

comicsans
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