Other Craptions

Death wore many guises... as Brenda would soon learn.

Kathy had chosen a poor day to quit drinking.

The turkey was having a bad day and taking it out on passers-by. "Oh, look at me! I walk upright! I carry a day planner. I'm SOOOOO superior! Listen, sister, your neck is going to look like this before you know it."

Just this morning Allison told God in her prayer to give her a sign if he wanted her and Tom to move to Turkey.

How PETA sees the world

russian prostitutes are ugly and filthy. theres a turkey in this picture too

Marjorie was startled. A Human on the street? It had obviously escaped from the TurkeyTown Abattoirs.

Beth walked out of the cosmetic surgery clinic, proud that her new body finally reflected what she's always known to be her true identity.

"Ay Yo, Gobble Freakin' Gobble." Guess that's what they mean by Italian Turkey...

Debbie picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

Jim henson's getting really good at this

so the end is here....

Delma envies the turkey's thin, sexy legs. She wished SHE were a people sized monster turkey.

Cock Tease!

Walk like an Egyptian

ha he's the cock of the walk

Sally, what's that thing turkeys normally do before going on a killing spree? Sally???

Coming Soon To A Theater Near You From the people who brought you Die Hard, Die Harder, and Die Hard With A Vengeance, comes FRY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE This turkey isn't going down without a fight! In theaters this Thanksgiving.

"There you are, you bad bird. C'mon with me. Its time to get dressed for dinner."

Coming Soon To a Theater Near You From the people who brought you Die Hard, Die Harder and Die Hard With A Vengeance comes: FRY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE This turkey isn't going down without a fight!

He sized her up as she approached: 20ish, unattached, clean but not too stylish. A perfect catch for The Culture Vulture!

Martha Stewart couldn't believe her eyes. Less than a minute after this picture was taken, she was stuffing her fist up the turkey's ass and pulling feathers out with her teeth.

Little did Alice know, in about 5 seconds, she would experience a turkey fucking like no other.

"DAAAAAMN, TURKEY, YOU IS FINE! I got some stuffing at home. You wanna get freaky?"

the low budget sequel to pretty woman just wasn't the same

Debbie froze when she realised she was witnessing Poultry In Motion.

Liz had just been thinking how silly the whole premise behind "Ring Three" was when she looked up from the tape and to her horror saw the turkey...

I'm too sexy for my feathers, too sexy for my feathers, too sexy it hurts!

As the first snapshots of Tim Burton's "The Birds" hit the press Alfred Hitchcock's corpse started doing about 45,000 rpm's.

There's no place like home, there's no place like home, O GOD THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME